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[Reeves]

Yes...by the ********. razz  

[cheesy nipples]

The ********? What's a porno got to do with this?  

[Reeves]

Hey, the ******** been branching out from the adult entertainment industry!  

[cheesy nipples]

Don't tell me the ******** has got his own line of action figures.  

[Reeves]

Depends on what kind of action figures you're referring to. 'Cause some may have been made even before he left the adult entertainment industry. wink  

[cheesy nipples]

That's what I mean. What happens if you buy the old figure instead of the new? It'd be chaos.  

[Reeves]

Yes. And that's how we'd be ******** by the ********. Through sheer toy chaos.  

[cheesy nipples]

No way, it's a plan for world domination!  

[Reeves]

The -inators must be stopped! Quick, grab these cool shades!  

[cheesy nipples]

Ain't no shades cooler than mine. They're Dirty Dog shades.  

[Reeves]

Okay, now all we need is a corporate-sponsored vehicle, some sleek magnums that shouldn't fire as smoothly as they actually do, and some cool background music.  

[cheesy nipples]

Magnums? You mean the ice-creams?  

[Reeves]

I mean this bad boy:

 

[cheesy nipples]

Oh the Smith & Wesson Magnum. Is that the .45 or the 9mm calibur?  

[Reeves]

...I have no ******** idea.