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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:49 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:34 am
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Th3D4rkPr0di9y I already added you too marquis and Rahenno
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "******** off, you won't bring it back."
So, earlier today, I was watching one of my family's cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about 10 minutes or so, and I started thinking 'jesus, the ******** stupid animal is so damn easily amused'
And then I realized that I'd been staring at a cat playing with a string for ten minutes.
My girlfriend says I only think about myself. Do you know how much that hurts me?
My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's gonna erect a barrier between us.
Ha ha ha, erect.
Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
Don't you think its quite hypocritical how disabled people demand equality, yet complain when they don't have their own parking spaces?
I was at the doctors recently, and there was a colourful, large print poster up on the wall saying "If you are unable to read this, you may be suffering from colour blindness."
Who the ******** is that aimed at?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a b***h
Isn't America wonderful? You can get married and have children aged 16, you can join the army and kill people aged 18...
But you need to be 21 in order to rent porn or buy beer, because you aren't considered "emotionally mature" until that age.
The definition of irony
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:43 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:14 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:42 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:41 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:45 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:47 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:57 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:28 am
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