Last BKer who posts in this thread WINS.

[cheesy nipples]

Americo-Brit styling gent? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. I'd rather just be me.  

[Reeves]

Hey, what's wrong with trying a bit of American flavor? I'm not asking you to assimilate, you know. razz  

[cheesy nipples]

I'm sure I'll be trying quite a bit of the erm, culture. Wouldn't want to visit the US without trying it.
Just don't try to convert me to all the American ways.  

[Reeves]

Trust me, Nips, if I were trying to convert you, I'd be demanding you to gain at least two hundred pounds. [/American obesity joke]  

[cheesy nipples]

xd
Hey, I wouldn't mind gaining a bit of weight, but alas, I'm stuck in this skinny body.  

[Reeves]

Hey, skinny to well-toned seems to be the in thing for women these days. rolleyes  

[cheesy nipples]

Yeah, but I'm not well toned, just skinny. It's unhealthy.  

[Reeves]

Eat three burgers a day? neutral  

[cheesy nipples]

I eat nothing but junk and can't gain any weight.  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

It doesn't terribly matter what you look like, your accent will get you laid in about 3 minutes.
Or at least, it would in Canada, I'm not as familiar with American tastes.

Also, uniforms.
Wait, that might be just me.  

[cheesy nipples]

So, I should bring my uniform with me if this meet goes ahead then?  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

That would be entirely to your discretion, sir.  

[cheesy nipples]

Might not be a good idea taking my uniform. I think it's against company rules. Maybe a suit instead?  

[Reeves]

Well, uniform as in something like a formal, almost military uniform is what sometimes drives girls crazy. Tons of people I knew from high school are now hooking up with military guys.  

[cheesy nipples]

But, those are other girls. It's you lot I'm interested in.