Last BKer who posts in this thread WINS.

[Reeves]

I know that boxers and a bowtie wouldn't be my thing. No Chip-n-Dales for me. xd  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

I like both boxers AND bowties. Just not those items exclusively.  

[Reeves]

Well...you know what I mean. xd  

[cheesy nipples]

So the first thing I gotta do when I get to there then is find somewhere I can rent a... what was it a marines outfit.  

[Reeves]

Yeah. There are plenty of army thrift stores where they have stuff like that.  

[cheesy nipples]

Cool. I'm sorted then.  

[Reeves]

It'll be a plus that you're skinny, too. Most of the military garb in those stores are small because the guys have to be really lightly built.  

[cheesy nipples]

Really? The military isn't full of big butch men built like brick s**t houses? MAn if the military's all skinny people I should be the... big... boss guy  

[Reeves]

Well, military men need to be quick and agile. Being built like Ahnold doesn't cut it for stealth and such, since a lot of modern warfare revolves around strategy rather than force.  

[cheesy nipples]

Neato, so I should fit in in the military then.  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

As long as you don't join for reals.  

[cheesy nipples]

I know you don't like the idea of joining the military, I did consider it for a while but I don't think I could do it.  

[Reeves]

Well, you can't just be small. You gotta be able to pass those rigorous exercise tests, too. razz  

[cheesy nipples]

I think I could do that.  

[Reeves]

Cue Rocky music!