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[theholyest]

Hiro Allday Errday

Pfft, errbody knows that the real s**t happens when you become da OG PokéBreeder.
I'd be da ***** who smuggles pokémon to various continents.

"Pssst...I got a Starly from da Hoenn Region. 5 dollas."

I'd be the dude who totally abuse the Time traveling pokemon to win the lottery along with several other time abusing type stuff  

[The Wild Hunt]

TheWingsOfTheGods

Hiro Allday Errday

i h8chu all

But srsly, I sorta do.
But mostly, it's Shane.
Him, I h8.
Though I still kinda h8 all of you.
Come at me, bro.

Thank god.
I thought i was the only one.
now for old jokes cause potatos

Totally charmander. He's the only one I can think of out of any of them that can fly, even though it's in his 3rd evolution.

Then again, I could always catch a flying type...
But the ones big enough to hold a person are rare...
Dis is tuff s**t.
It'd be between charmander, mudkip, squirtle, totodile and cyndaquil.  

[The Health Potion]

TheWingsOfTheGods

The Health Potion

By the way, that's ryokoearth without a space.

did that used to be your Gaia name?

This is one of my alternate accounts.

EDIT: I would immediately choose Torchic, by the way.  

[theholyest]

Shane Loves Jelly

TheWingsOfTheGods

Hiro Allday Errday

i h8chu all

But srsly, I sorta do.
But mostly, it's Shane.
Him, I h8.
Though I still kinda h8 all of you.
Come at me, bro.

Thank god.
I thought i was the only one.
now for old jokes cause potatos

Totally charmander. He's the only one I can think of out of any of them that can fly, even though it's in his 3rd evolution.

Then again, I could always catch a flying type...
But the ones big enough to hold a person are rare...
Dis is tuff s**t.
It'd be between charmander, mudkip, squirtle, totodile and cyndaquil.

Golurk My friend. He is the ultimate pokemon to teach fly to. And yes, he can learn fly  

[theholyest]

The Health Potion

TheWingsOfTheGods

The Health Potion

By the way, that's ryokoearth without a space.

did that used to be your Gaia name?

This is one of my alternate accounts.

EDIT: I would immediately choose Torchic, by the way.

yeah, i only remember it cause my old old rpc used your rpcs eye to get eternal.

And the Water penguin whose name i cant spell.
(•_•) .

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)
Cause he can law Metal claw ability while possessing no claws.  

[The Wild Hunt]

I think if the poke-universe was real, that pokemon wouldn't be able to learn fly. XD  

[theholyest]

Shane Loves Jelly

I think if the poke-universe was real, that pokemon wouldn't be able to learn fly. XD

If pokemone world was real, we all be killed by the one dude who thought, what if i use Spacial Rend on the sun?
Or
the Hundreds of earth users using Earthquake.  

[The Wild Hunt]

TheWingsOfTheGods

Shane Loves Jelly

I think if the poke-universe was real, that pokemon wouldn't be able to learn fly. XD

If pokemone world was real, we all be killed by the one dude who thought, what if i use Spacial Rend on the sun?
Or
the Hundreds of earth users using Earthquake.

If the poke-universe was real, we'd all be 10, we'd never get laid, and war and famine wouldn't exist.
But still, we'd never get laid.  

[theholyest]

Shane Loves Jelly

TheWingsOfTheGods

Shane Loves Jelly

I think if the poke-universe was real, that pokemon wouldn't be able to learn fly. XD

If pokemone world was real, we all be killed by the one dude who thought, what if i use Spacial Rend on the sun?
Or
the Hundreds of earth users using Earthquake.

If the poke-universe was real, we'd all be 10, we'd never get laid, and war and famine wouldn't exist.
But still, we'd never get laid.

In order for the mass number of ten year olds, a lot of someones would of had to gotten laid at some point 10 years before that.  

[The Wild Hunt]

TheWingsOfTheGods

Shane Loves Jelly

TheWingsOfTheGods

Shane Loves Jelly

I think if the poke-universe was real, that pokemon wouldn't be able to learn fly. XD

If pokemone world was real, we all be killed by the one dude who thought, what if i use Spacial Rend on the sun?
Or
the Hundreds of earth users using Earthquake.

If the poke-universe was real, we'd all be 10, we'd never get laid, and war and famine wouldn't exist.
But still, we'd never get laid.

In order for the mass number of ten year olds, a lot of someones would of had to gotten laid at some point 10 years before that.

And then they recede into infertility forever, the human race dies, pokemon reign eternal.  

[Celestial Moonshine Azure]

But then those people aren't forever ten or pokemon trainers. All the good trainers are celibate. The rest are just scrubs.

But if the poke-universe were real, then that one b*****d who caught Arceus would become our world leader forever.  

[theholyest]

Celestial Moonshine Azure

But then those people aren't forever ten or pokemon trainers. All the good trainers are celibate. The rest are just scrubs.

But if the poke-universe were real, then that one b*****d who caught Arceus would become our world leader forever.

untill someone stabs him in his sleep and takes arceus  

[Celestial Moonshine Azure]

But you can't do that, because you'd have to sleep with him. And you couldn't sleep with him, because we're all celibate ten year olds forever.  

[theholyest]

Celestial Moonshine Azure

But you can't do that, because you'd have to sleep with him. And you couldn't sleep with him, because we're all celibate ten year olds forever.

....and whats stopping someone from using an Abra to teleport them into said person room at night?
or get a Koffing to smog the place at night so he dies in his sleep.  

[Celestial Moonshine Azure]

Abra can only teleport to pokemon centers. Also, Arceus is literally god. Plus, people don't die, only Marowaks do.