Rod Stewart Vs Richard Gere

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I made a thread in the GD that actually got ZERO responses.
So I'm just going to repost it in the guilds I'm in.

Quote:

That chips ahoy commercial got me thinking about Rod Stewart. It was a fairly popular rumor (back when being Rod Stewart meant a s**t) that he had to get his stomach pumped one night because he had INGESTED SO MUCH SEMEN.
Richard Gere is rumored to have put a gerbil in his a*****e and had to have it surgically removed.

Now, here's the hypothetical.
Would you rather have a stomach full of semen pumped out of you or a gerbil in your a** removed by a team of proctologist and veterinarians?
Or make something up, but try to make it something deviantly delicious.

I picked the stomach full of semen, obviously. Atleast I could tell people it was my own or something.

 

[Zealous Blue]

I think the stomach full of semen.

Mostly because a gerbil up your a** sounds even more uncomfortable. And that poor gerbil. D:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Thanks for responding two days later.

You know, I tried. I tried and I tried but nobody cared.
Anyways, Obligatory:

I'll give YOU a stomach full of semen!  

[Zealous Blue]

Er, sorry, I wasn't even home until yesterday, really.

I'm surprised Kellee hasn't posted here yet. We used to play the 'would you rather' game at lunch all the time.

As for semen: I think I'm good. xD; I don't really want to get my stomach pumped.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

It's impossible to ingest that much semen.
I've asked electrologist.  

[b0ybands]

well
the stomach full of semen, obviously.
the gerbil thing would just be gross

how would one come across that much semen anyways?  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Izzenai

well
the stomach full of semen, obviously.
the gerbil thing would just be gross

how would one come across that much semen anyways?

Just sit still and keep your mouth open.  

[b0ybands]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Izzenai

well
the stomach full of semen, obviously.
the gerbil thing would just be gross

how would one come across that much semen anyways?

Just sit still and keep your mouth open.

I tried that before but all I did was dry my tongue out.  

[pinkcatminht]

i'm actually a little surprised that a topic like that got no responses from the GD.  

[Killer Zeit]

The semen.
Yeah.
 

[Status Quo Joe]

The sea men.
I'd love to have pirates in my stomach.
Great story to tell the kids.


btw, I'm here for anyone who would want semen in their stomach.
Which would you rather, my young semen or Rex's mid life semen?
I mean sure, he's got more experience, but look at John McCain!
Gross right?
Now let's look at Obama.
You conjure up something that looks clean, young, and totally awesome right?  

[darksoul]

Easy call. put another option in there.