Fill the tea pot
The water will boil
Keep it in the pot.
Blow off the steam
Add the sugar
Ignore the milk.
Come to the party
The craziest you'll ever go to
The mad tea party they'll call it.
We're as crazy as it gets.
Foaming at the mouth?
So last year.
We'll spout the truth in our riddles.
Welcome to our tea party,
Like Alice,
Stay for a drink,
Show some class,
Sip until you reach the last drop.
Go along with the crazy,
Maybe you'll be lucky
Luck enough to join us.
Join us,
Or be comsumed by our darkening light.
Because this is the crazy,
The maddening tea party.
Keep your mind about you,
Keep your clothes,
Keep your words,
But give us your sanity.
You'll have a grand time with us while it's gone,
Tucked away in the chest filled with more.