Earth calling, earth calling!

[Angel_Arisu]

Type: Game

The way this game goes is that somebody is calling (it can be anyone - the pizza parlor, Vladimir Putin, Billy Mays from beyond the grave, etc.). The next person has to respond to the caller, hang up, and declare who is calling next. For example:

Caller: the zombie version of your grandmother

"Oh, hi grandma! Yes, yes, brains are wonderful. ..... Oke, I'm starting to feel uncomfortable, so I'm going to go... See you in August." *click*

The President is calling...

Let it begin!

The police are calling...  

[Lord_of_Darkness747]

"hello... no i did not kill McDonald... i dont know anything about who killed him... yes, im sure... well have you ever stopped to think that maybe it was the Burger King...i have nothing else to say to you sir... alright, i will... ok, bye" *click*

Chuck Norris is calling...  

[Angel_Arisu]

"You know, if you were anybody else, I'd be wondering how you got my number. But since it's you, I guess I have no choice but to accept it and hang up, just in case you're tracing the call to determine where I live and roundhouse-kick me in the face." *click*

Billy Mays is calling... (Here's to you, Dylan!!)  

[Lord_of_Darkness747]

"Hello... wtf who is this?... no i do not want your oxiclean... yes i know its at great price for a limited time only... why are you shouting!?... NO... GOODBYE!!!"

Michael Jakson calling...  

[Angel_Arisu]

"Hello? ...No, I don't have a little bro- Hello? HELLO?!" *click*

Darth Vader is calling...  

[Lord_of_Darkness747]

"Hello... Um...who is this?... oh,hey wats up?... i dont know maybe... i will join the dark side if you have cookies... you do!?... ok,im in... wait what!?... why did you lie to me!?... no you are not... whatever,bye... f*** you... BYE!!"

Your mexican cousin calling...  

[Angel_Arisu]

"Hello? ...... Hold on a second, let me get onto Babelfish- you know I don't speak Spanish! Alright... How do you spell that? Okay... Oh. Nope, I haven't seen her. But a word of caution: Lock the front door. ... Well, got to go. Tell Tía Lujuana I said hi! And remember: blunt objects to the skull." *click*

(Boy, I hope that doesn't come off badly! DX)

The Teletubbies are calling...  

[Foxy Miss Raven]

"hello,,,,,what u say,,,,,,what,,,,,hold on I'll get my baby bro 4 u!....*puts baby bro on phone* ......Baby:huh............huh...........huh......*baby gives phone to me* Baby: iz u boyfwend!"

Simon Cowell is calling!!  

[Angel_Arisu]

"Hello- HOLY CRAP BRITISH ACCENT!!!" *listens until it's time to go to work* *click*

The local funeral home is calling...  

[Foxy Miss Raven]

*answers*hello *starts to cry* waaaaaa she's gone oh my gosh.......wait who died.....nope i dont her bi! *hangs up*

spongebob is calling  

[Angel_Arisu]

"Yoloha! ...Hey, I thought I told you never to call here again! Now leave me alone, or you will end up in a Mystic Village gift shop!!" *click*

Yakov Smirnoff is calling...  

[Foxy Miss Raven]

*answers* hello.....who is this......no i dont want to marry you.........I SAID NO!!!!!!!! *hangs up*

Buzzlightyear is calling

 

[Angel_Arisu]

"Hello? ...Uuuum... No, can't say I have. Now, I have to go- Hey, are those green aliens there? ...They are? I LOVE YOU, GREEN ALIENS!!!!" *click*

Hoss Delgado is calling...  

[Lord_of_Darkness747]

"hello...um...what?...no i am not a vampire...no, i am not a werewolf either...not that i know of...ok?...im hanging up now...bye"

Bubbleman calling...  

[Angel_Arisu]

*huddling in a corner, away from the phone* "Which Bubbleman is this...?! I know three, and don't want to talk to one of them... GAAAAH!!!! Curse you, caller I.D.!"

1 MISSED CALL

Edward Cullen is calling...