The story that never ends

[kyubbi the dragon master]

caught by the mushroom king...  

[FeatheryDog]

alright so after 2 pages we have:

There was a silver fox who lived in a paint pot and liked to roll in the paint to make AN AWESOME PAINTING THAT LOOKED LIKE a face of a long lost cousin's daughter's best friend's long lost aunty's brother's daughter twice removed who Got extremely confused with the last sentence and went to the old shack to get some more paint when a person had a heart attack in japan. she fell over face first into the mud and the splattered mud got into her paint, therefore she cried unicorns then they turned on her and stabbed with their evil alicorns. then they all exploded when a pile of elephants fell from the sky and caused a Traffic Jam on the A469 thus causing the end of poverty in africa and cause antarctica to explode from The Mammoths. They Came From australia to have more food to eat, so they could be big enough to take over the waffle kingdom and destroy the entire fleet of Banana Powered Rocket Donkeys so they could finally find their long-lost Brother who was caught by the mushroom king...

umm...a few questions. since when do mammoths come from australia? why is the mushroom king in the waffle kingdom? and WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?