Corrupt a Wish

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but then it is so hot that it is just as uncomfortable...

i wish that i could transform into anything that i wanted  

[Tenoem]

granted but then you get kidnapped by the FBI but all the other secret organizations try to kidnap you as well so you end up hiding for the rest of your life
i wish my life was filled with random things happening  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but its so random you go insane, oh and you have a pet rock named fluffy that has glued on wings that keeps flying at your head

I wish that I could control peoples minds  

[Tenoem]

granted but you get defeated by a tree that can take over any thing it wants to, not just minds
i wish yukino in Yakitate Japan would killed please (and if she is then don't tell me have gotten past the Monaco cup yet)  

[starswift]

She suddenly collapses and dies to your happiness, but is quickly revived and her more evil and dark side is brought out, wreaking havoc into the world. (Lol I just made that up, I actually haven't read/seen Yakitate Japan)

I wish I could finish my bio homework.  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but thenyour dog eats it while you are eating breckfast the day that you have to turn it in and when you tell the teacher she doesnt belive you ect.ect...... oh and you also get in school suspention for lying to a teacher...

i wish life was like gaia online  

[Tenoem]

granted but than your computer becomes an animated and attacks you (thanks for an easy one)
i wish some of my friends would get back on already I'M BORED crying