Ok, for this month's writing contest I want all of you to write a non-fiction story. The rules for this are below

1. Spelling and grammar count(use a damn dictionary people)
2. You can change names and dates and what not to protect yourself or other people.
3. It must be at least 3 paragraphs.

This contest is free to enter. Doctor Clam will decide how much gold(if any) is to be distributed for the winners.

Do not make up some outrageous story. I can always tell. Remember folks, this is non-fiction.