Wish Corruption

[kuja-tribal-angelofdeath]

lol, I found this new play of words game.
It requires a sort of team work for it to happen.
First someone makes a wish. the next person to post grants the wish but tells them there's something wrong with it (kinda like shoving "be careful what you wish for" in the person's face).
After the corruption they have to make another wish for the next person and so on an so forth.

Hmmmm...I guess my explaining could use some help...here's an example!
Ex: "i wish i had a soda right now"
(next post) "granted, but the soda is flat. i wish-".

lol it just goes from there.
so i'll start~

I wish 2+2 really did = fish.  

[kuja-tribal-angelofdeath]

xXAnneliese MichelXx

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