GIR quotes!!

[Bionic Pikachu]

say as many quotes of GIR as u can!
"I GOT MONKEYS IN ME!"
"IM GONNA EAT A RAT!"
"*GASP* ITS GOT CHICKEN LEGS!"  

[merpderp19974]

"I'm going to sing the Doom song!...."
"Doom, doom, doom ,doom, doom, doom!"
"I'm gonna hug you!"
"I'm nekkid!"  

[Bionic Pikachu]

lol a few more from me...
" we wish you a merry jiggly, we wish you a merry jiggly, we wish YOUUUU-"
" i wants me a barrel of floss, i wants me 2 balls of glue TO BE MY FRIEND. and i want to go dancing NAKED!. and i wants...and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a-" lol  

[Danny Cheltyka]

"I had a sammich in ma head!" (Mortos Der Soulstealer)
"It's me! I was the turkey all along! ME! I was the turkeeey!" (backseat driver's from beyond the stars)
"I like corn! i do!" (Dib-ship rising)
"MONKAY!" (Future Dib)
"I made mashed po-ta-toes!" (backseat driver's from beyond the stars)
"Oh yeeaaah. I was 'supposed to call the Tallest for him! He in trouble, WOOH!" (The frycook what came from all that space)  

[Yami_Kamina]

''you gonna make biskets.''
''but i need tocos i need them or i will expolde it happens to me some times.''
''lets go to my room pig.''
''i dont know.''
''why is his head so big.''
''where's my moose.''
''do a little dance.''
''i under stand.''
''i can still see you.''  

[Ultra Kitty Girl]

"AND I'M- Eehehehehe! I dunno!"
"I still got a hug in me!"
"WAIT! I need stuff!"
"...I really don't!"
"I DON'T WANNA!!!! *Seconds later* Okay!"
"NOOOO! WHY MY PIGGY, WHYY!?? I LOVE-ED YOU PIGGY, I LOVE-ED YOOOUUUU!!!"
"But if the big splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?"
"What 'chu saaaay?"  

[some bxtch]

"I got a muffin on a stick!"
"But won't it get all 'splodey?"
"TAAAACO!"
rofl  

[Yuuki-the-black-rose]

"I saw a Squirrel. It was doing like this." *does Squirrel imitation*  

[The Master Time Lord]

="Wait. If you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy. Then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him. Then he *spark* will be *spark* your enemy *spark*. Then you will have to send a robot back-"*head explodes*

="I must have tacos or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes."

=*smashes taco against the wall* "Where's my MOUTH?!"

=Zim-"How did you run out of fuel so fast?"
"Cos I emptied it out."
Zim-"What?! Why would you do that?!"
*sits down on the ground*
"To make room for the tuuna." *puts foot in mouth and sucks on it*

=*Aww, does someone need a hug?"

="I'm gonna roll around on the floor a bit, 'kay?"

="WHEEEEEEEE!!!! I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING!!!"

="I had a coupon!"

="Why my piggy?! Why?! I lovded you piggy! I lovded you!" *sobs*

="Can I be a mongoose dog?"

="Okie dokie!"

=Zim-"Now Gir, self destruct"
"Finally!!" *boom*

=*sniffle* I miss you cupcake.

(This one's a Zim quote)
=*stares at sun for several moments, eyes start to bubble* "What a minute. I'M BLIND!! *runs around in circles screaming*

 

[faygosta]

my faves stare :

"I GOT MONKEYS IN MEH!"
"Then the squirrel ate dib's greasy head."
"cows are my friends..."
"me and the squirrel are friends..."
"i can see up his nose!"
"IM RUNNING!!!..."
"Wut is it...WUT is it...WUT IS IT!!!??"
"yes...wait a minute.....nope!"

man gir is the funniest
me gotz more but so many funniest quotes, no one can say them all sweatdrop  

[SchizoSpazz]

I love the little tacos. I love them good.

G- oh I took it out. Z- you took what out? G- the guidy chippy thing. Z- why? G- to make room for the cupcake

Ooh, leprechauns.

No. I wanna see how it ends. I need it ( starts sobbing, then bawling, screaming, then falls asleep).

Why? Why my piggy? I loveded you piggy, I loveded you.

* gasps it's got chicken legs