Sonic Youth Has Always Sucked

[Ivan The Somekinda-Punk]

So how it rose to a grand level of "legendary" is beyond me. Seriously, ******** this band, there are no redeeming qualities about this band. At all.

Discuss the suckiness of this suckfest band that doesn't deserve any of the credit it gets for its so-called "musical genius".

 

[Jungle Boots]

They suck less than you!!!!

Get on mah d**k b***h!!!! stressed  

[Ivan The Somekinda-Punk]

Pshh, I've played better shows drunk than these assholes have in their whole bullshit career.  

[Jungle Boots]

So you dont like "post-punk" thats cool w/e

But at least they arent stuck in the early sixties still thinking surf rock is a relevant form of rock and/or roll.

Shits worse than the rolling stones still touring.  

[Ivan The Somekinda-Punk]

No, they're worse. They're stuck in 1991 and still think they're relevant. And post-punk is barely what they are, considering most of their songs sound like monkies banging on pots and pans, with no form of actual singing involved or any real attempt to even try to play their guitars.

I know you're gonna defend them to the end cuz you're a total artfag, and they play the art card hard but seriously, they're nonsense. Its almost like they did it as a dare to see how far they'd get before people walked out of the room. Little did they know, stoned grunge kids would s**t bricks for them.  

[Jungle Boots]

Says the artless philisitine that said children of man had too open an ending.

You do not understand the true nature of music as noise. Or much less noise as art. I pitty your simple new jersey brain *scoffing noises*  

[Ivan The Somekinda-Punk]

God, I hate you sometimes xd

And artless? But sir, I am a filmmaker! Guess that makes me a self-loathing artfag  

[Jungle Boots]

You sir, are a film maker, but your monsterous notion of artyness is hardly more than artyless ness, the art in your heart and arteries are arty defficient your blood is grey with meh, and your digestive organs would be so bland as to call flat soda descent.

I say sir you are without taste and sophistication

Can i get a harrumf!?

J/k yer an alright guy but sonic youth is cool as ********! Though im really tired of seeing one or more of their various members in every god damned punk music documentary ever.  

[Ivan The Somekinda-Punk]

Just watched the first 15 minutes of "1991: The Year Punk Broke", starring Sonic Youth... and turned it off. It was that bad. I don't even think this would be enjoyable for fans of the band. Its just utter bullshit and unwatchable. I just can not find a single reason to have any respect for this band.  

[Golobulus]

SY are mediocre at best and hardly punk.  

[Jimmy Noun]

Sonic Youth blows like you after a couple fuzzie navels, Bootz.

If I just want noisy bullshit post-punk in my ears I'll happily take Ty Segall over SY.

And furthermore frig you surf still rules

But hey how ya been, kid? I've missed you dearly  

[Jungle Boots]

duuuuuuuuuude... way belated response from me... but heyo pally ol' buddy. i aint been on gaia in like a year or something.

since then i have become a broken man. but i chilled with radicals i did. I lived with the anarchists in their squat homes. I ate the forbidden fruits of organic community gardens. I rode a bike in the city. I scammed a megabus to mineapolis to trade zines with hipsters with cute sweaters. And i hated ******** you people!

"the sky is falling! look look! see that trail of vapor in the sky behind that plane? THATS THE GOBERMENT CONTROLLING THE WEATHER AND PUTTING MIND CONTROL STUFF INTO THE AIR!" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR MAKING THAT CORN GROW BIGGER THAT GOD INTENDED! AND ABLE TO HANDLE DROUGHTS AND USE LESS WATER TO GROW! ITS TERRIBLE!" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR ALL THE POOR FOLKS ACROSS THE LAND THAT THEY STARVE! EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE WORKING TO GROW THE GMO FOODS THAT GROW BIGGER AND BETTER THAN GOD INTENDED TO SOLVE THAT VERY CRISIS" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR TRYING TO FIX THE s**t OF DETROIT!" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR NOT TRYING FIXING THE s**t OF DETROIT" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR INVENTING GOD TO RULE OUR MINDS!" "GOD DAMN THEM BECAUSE I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME FOR MY OWN LAZYNESS AND LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY!" "IM GOING TO GET DRUNK CAUSE IM FIGHTING THE POWER!" "GOD DAMN THEM FOR MAKING ME A DRUNK!"

i listen to electro pop now...