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[Reeves]

They don't want cheesy statements. They want actual cheese. Y'know...like Swiss? Cheddar? Havarti?  

[cheesy nipples]

Havarti? Isn't that what those pirates in the films shout when they're fighting?
"Havarti ye yella bellied scoundral!"  

[Reeves]

..."Have at you," Nips. "Have at you." lol  

[cheesy nipples]

Oh. Well with those fake piratey accents it sounds like Havarti.  

[Reeves]

No...no, it sounds like "Have at you." xd  

[cheesy nipples]

Oh. Well, maybe it's just me then, I'm secretly thinking of cheese I haven't heard of when I watch pirate flicks.  

[Reeves]

Maybe it's because of those white cheddar popcorn snacks with the pirate on the bag?  

[cheesy nipples]

Those what with the huh?  

[Reeves]

Okay, so that's not it. I just figured it could have been product placement that did you in.  

[cheesy nipples]

Or maybe it's a conspiracy to make me think that they don't say it when they actually do say it. I have no idea where else I would have heard that word, other than pirate films and you're the only one saying it's a cheese, maybe it's a conspiracy to make me feel dumb.  

[Reeves]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havarti  

[cheesy nipples]

It's a global conspiracy.  

[Reeves]

...Okay, that really made me laugh. xd  

[cheesy nipples]

That's what I do best. mrgreen ... say stupid things so people laugh at me. xd  

[Reeves]

Wait, that's a skill? I'd figure it was...y'know, an idiosyncratic problem.