Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[MGCorey]

This works differently then the other word games and such on here. In this game your job is to think up something that the characters wouldn't/haven't said or done. The only rule is that it has to be at least a little funny; just try not to make it extremely messed-up funny. Here,I'll start off.

Piros sad one of his after-battle lines from the game)Did you see my super-dup uber attack?

Haseo: No-one cares about your-super uber attack; shut up!

Piros:*cries* crying  

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

((Lol okay i got one))

Atoli (After-battle liner too.) "Wee DID IT!!"

Haseo "You mean I did it" stare

Atoli slits wrists  

[MGCorey]

(lol, I got a good one.)

Ovan(at the end of vol.2): Become stronger Haseo, STRONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY ME!

Haseo: *looks at Ovan* I just beat you in what was the easiest Avatar battle in vol.2, so: BECOME STRONGER OVAN; STRONG ENOUGH TO PUT UP A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!  

[Jack2634]

Gaspard: Sorry Haseo, but I don't think even you can beat me at Crimson Vs!

*Haseo logs out and logs back in two minutes later*

Haseo: I just tore your deck apart.

Gaspard: WAH! *Starts crying*  

[BlackRose Of The World]

Elk: "I... love you, Kite."
Kite: Slowly backs away and logs out.  

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

*Shino after revival*

Haseo "Its... Its really you"

Shino looked at Alkaid

Shino "i thought that lit- honeysuckle was a good moment for us.."  

[BlackRose Of The World]

Mia: Wait, stop. I have to tie my shoes.  

[Kitkumi]

Sora: *jumping around in that style he has* The wonderful thing about tiggers...  

[Nichirasu Rudeshiruru]

Yata: welcome haseo
Haseo: hang on i have to use the bathroom  

[MGCorey]

Alkiad:*to Haseo* Endrance seems..different after you beat him in the Palace match...It's like his soul got sucked out of him.

*in Town*

Endrance*walking like a zombie* Brrraaaaiiinnnsssss...  

[Nichirasu Rudeshiruru]

(ppn will kill me for this but oh well)
Ovan: haseo i will be waiting for you to...
Haseo: to what?
Ovan: get in the back of my van! ^_^  

[BreathLessX]

Ok, I'll post some of mine

Kuhn: I don't just like the girls. i also like the little kids. -looks at Bo-
Bo: EVERYONE WANTS TO RAPE ME!!! WHY!!
Piros, Kuhn and En: B----O---!
Bo: -runs-

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Atoli: I don't want to heal people! The weak shall die!
Haseo: -dead- You suck! Now I can't use Skeith~!
Atoli: Bwa-ha-ha-ha~!
(this one is like my favorite, bring out the bad in me XD)

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ATTENTION! A NEW World ATTRACTION! ALL YOUR CHARACTER'S GET A CELL PHONE!

Haseo: This new world attraction is gay.
Atoli: I also agree. The new World attraction has no point.
-in the back ground, you here "barbie girl"-
Haseo: Um..hold on...-answer- hello?
Ovan: seven days...
Haseo: OMFG! -throws cell on the ground-
(has no point, really just something I said to a friend)

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Tabby: Hey, Haseo. I'm not wearing any panties!
haseo: D:
Tabby: What?
Haseo: You're the reason i've turn gay!
Tabby: DD:

Okk, I'll post more laye...Poor poor haseo XD  

[drgnkng1354]

Balmung: -pimp slaps Yata- "Wheres my money b*tch?"

idk xDD i thought it was funny

 

[BreathLessX]

XD  

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

BreathLessX

Ok, I'll post some of mine

Kuhn: I don't just like the girls. i also like the little kids. -looks at Bo-
Bo: EVERYONE WANTS TO RAPE ME!!! WHY!!
Piros, Kuhn and En: B----O---!
Bo: -runs-

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Atoli: I don't want to heal people! The weak shall die!
Haseo: -dead- You suck! Now I can't use Skeith~!
Atoli: Bwa-ha-ha-ha~!
(this one is like my favorite, bring out the bad in me XD)

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ATTENTION! A NEW World ATTRACTION! ALL YOUR CHARACTER'S GET A CELL PHONE!

Haseo: This new world attraction is gay.
Atoli: I also agree. The new World attraction has no point.
-in the back ground, you here "barbie girl"-
Haseo: Um..hold on...-answer- hello?
Ovan: seven days...
Haseo: OMFG! -throws cell on the ground-
(has no point, really just something I said to a friend)

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Tabby: Hey, Haseo. I'm not wearing any panties!
haseo: D:
Tabby: What?
Haseo: You're the reason i've turn gay!
Tabby: DD:

Okk, I'll post more laye...Poor poor haseo XD

These were great XDD

Sakisaka Dramatically runs inside the @home of Twilight Brigade "I AM THE ONE!!! I AM THE MATRIX" Matrix back flips infront of shino.
Shino: O.O