Firearm n00bs: Post your links to them here.

[I am an eggplant]

Let's post all of our findings in this thread to keep the forum less cluttered.


Bring them on!  

[Old Lord Brocktree]

izecube

i like the desert eagle kuz its cool and is a good side arm beside what weapon are u gona use if ur main fire arm runs outa of ammo?harsh language?

 

[OberFeldwebel]

Old Lord Brocktree

izecube

i like the desert eagle kuz its cool and is a good side arm beside what weapon are u gona use if ur main fire arm runs outa of ammo?harsh language?

Hmm... wow.  

[Soulless King]

Old Lord Brocktree

izecube

i like the desert eagle kuz its cool and is a good side arm beside what weapon are u gona use if ur main fire arm runs outa of ammo?harsh language?

that truely is sad  

[Old Lord Brocktree]

The sad thing is, he's in this guild.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Old Lord Brocktree

The sad thing is, he's in this guild.

... eek
I hope he's learning.  

[Fresnel]

Battered_n_Bruised

a double barrel pump action twelve shot Shot Gun with slugs(thin piece of metal placed in the center of a shot gun shell to maximize damage, used in game hunts) would be nice. Then I would have .45 magnums with hollow points and extra clips(other word for cartridge) as well as a non to semi-auto SMG with silencer.

 

[I am an eggplant]

From my "Oh noez" thread.

2liter

1. You should never be afraid of guns...just respect them. Unless they are pointed at you..then run-you are 50% less likely to be hit with a bullet from it once you decide to run. Once you actually run it drops to 75% less likely to die from getting shot by it and if you scream as you run you are down to about 15% chance of being hit anywhere by a bullet from that gun.

 

[Fresnel]

SierraBT

From my "Oh noez" thread.

2liter

1. You should never be afraid of guns...just respect them. Unless they are pointed at you..then run-you are 50% less likely to be hit with a bullet from it once you decide to run. Once you actually run it drops to 75% less likely to die from getting shot by it and if you scream as you run you are down to about 15% chance of being hit anywhere by a bullet from that gun.

I hope that was humor. Or maybe studies show that only 50% of all gunshot victims are shot in the back...  

[Kalani Lu]

Fresnel

Battered_n_Bruised

a double barrel pump action twelve shot Shot Gun with slugs(thin piece of metal placed in the center of a shot gun shell to maximize damage, used in game hunts) would be nice. Then I would have .45 magnums with hollow points and extra clips(other word for cartridge) as well as a non to semi-auto SMG with silencer.

The only thing in that paragraph that makes even remote sense is the ".45 magnum":



But he used "clips" instead of magazine and thought that cartridge was a simile for both, so yeah, ******** him. stressed  

[Fresnel]

Kalani Lu

Fresnel

Battered_n_Bruised

a double barrel pump action twelve shot Shot Gun with slugs(thin piece of metal placed in the center of a shot gun shell to maximize damage, used in game hunts) would be nice. Then I would have .45 magnums with hollow points and extra clips(other word for cartridge) as well as a non to semi-auto SMG with silencer.

The only thing in that paragraph that makes even remote sense is the ".45 magnum":



But he used "clips" instead of magazine and thought that cartridge was a simile for both, so yeah, ******** him. stressed

I love the 12-shot double-barreled shotgun. Pump-action, no less. I know there's a pump shotgun out there with 2 tubes and one barrel, but...
dumbass. scream  

[Rommel_Desert_Fox]

Fresnel

Battered_n_Bruised

a double barrel pump action twelve shot Shot Gun with slugs(thin piece of metal placed in the center of a shot gun shell to maximize damage, used in game hunts) would be nice. Then I would have .45 magnums with hollow points and extra clips(other word for cartridge) as well as a non to semi-auto SMG with silencer.

Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

rofl This bullshit is worth the brain tumors it's going to give me. I seriously thank God that I passed my "gun noob" stage before I even joined any online forum.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

 

[exploding-waffles]

*self link to warn others*'  

[I am an eggplant]

Fresnel

Kalani Lu

Fresnel

Battered_n_Bruised

a double barrel pump action twelve shot Shot Gun with slugs(thin piece of metal placed in the center of a shot gun shell to maximize damage, used in game hunts) would be nice. Then I would have .45 magnums with hollow points and extra clips(other word for cartridge) as well as a non to semi-auto SMG with silencer.

The only thing in that paragraph that makes even remote sense is the ".45 magnum":



But he used "clips" instead of magazine and thought that cartridge was a simile for both, so yeah, ******** him. stressed

I love the 12-shot double-barreled shotgun. Pump-action, no less. I know there's a pump shotgun out there with 2 tubes and one barrel, but...
dumbass. scream

The Neostead's hawt, I wish they'd import them.