Sex (M/s)

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I'm sure this will be a hit.

LET'S START WITH BITING.

NOW LET'S DISCUSS SCRATCHING

Now onto contraception!

This week we discuss pegging, which is the act of a woman having sex with a mans a**s! It's also called BOBing, which stands for Bend Over Boyfriend. of course, I know all you smart a** kiddos knew that already.

This week it's Porn. Who doesn't love porn!? Christians.

Let's Discuss Master/slave relations!  

[lolo the daydreamer]

biting is awesome
until you bleed
and have to wait until the other person is done enjoy the blood.

and sex
is like every other medicine with and X in it.
addictive
destructive
and smelly

other words with x in it.
xylophone
snorlax
XXX
x
and those medicines for your mind.  

[Killer Zeit]

Biting is hot.

But we have to face facts.
Some people just FAIL at biting and other things, and fail to please the other person. Failfailfail.

I would know, because my ex failed at everything. =D  

[DEAD Rasputin]

like zeit said;
bitting is hot.


buut..
if it leaves a really bad mark..
like a bruise.
or a hickey thinger.....><
parental units notice..
and then they question you..
and it's not very fun......><  

[Zealous Blue]

Yay biting. <3

((You don't have an all of the above option on your poll.))

 

[lolo the daydreamer]

Biting + Fellatio = ouchies.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

Yay biting. <3

((You don't have an all of the above option on your poll.))

SORRY WHOREMONSTER, YOU ONLY GET ONE.

Zeit - I wouldn't fail. I'd sail true, like a virtuous vaginaboat captain.  

[Status Quo Joe]

sex.
oh boy.  

[horrorxstricken]

biting = <3 dahling. . .

sadly I found out the other night.
that some people.
just fail.
like zeit said.

FAIL FAIL FAIL.

*sighs.
we need real vampires.

I want to marry alucard from hellsing. xd  

[Killer Zeit]

horrorxstricken

biting = <3 dahling. . .

sadly I found out the other night.
that some people.
just fail.
like zeit said.

FAIL FAIL FAIL.

*sighs.
we need real vampires.

I want to marry alucard from hellsing. xd

It's so sad, huh? sad  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

And, speaking of sex, I was planning on updating this thread with a new topic every week so if someone would remind me by Wednesday.
Then I won't be around for ten days, so don't let it die, alright kiddos?  

[carry on wayward daughter]

Dr[[Acula]]

or a hickey thinger.....><
parental units notice..
and then they question you..
and it's not very fun......><

><

Mine have all been in places where the parental units won't notice and question me. whee

My mom did notice a hickey on my boyfriend once. She didn't say anything until the perfect moment to humiliate me...

Ah the blackmail. stare  

[b0ybands]

You know what fails?
n****e+canines-bra
owwie. ;;  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Izzenai

You know what fails?
n****e+canines-bra
owwie. ;;

We'd all like to hear more about that.  

[Status Quo Joe]

Once I was like on top of this girl.
And Like we were naked and stuff.
and then we didn't have sex.
and to this day.
It still confuses the ******** outta me.