Destroy a wish Game!!!!

[Lee Jin Xing]

This is how it goes:

Person 1:I wish i could have a boat

Person 2:Wish granted, But the boat is a toy boat.
I wish i could fly

Person 3:Wish granted, But you can only fly one inch off the ground.
I wish.......


And so on, thats how the game will work.


I will start:


I wish i could be a singer

O AND NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES, AND NO WISHING FOR YOUR WISHES NOT TO BE EFFECTED!

No double posting. No double wishes.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Wish granted, but you sing in a range that only dogs can hear.

I wish I could play multiple video games at once. domokun  

[TehRedKitsune]

wish granted, but you can only play boring games.

I wish i could have a lifetime supply of RAMEN rofl  

[Broken_Wingless]

Wish granted but all the ramen is expired and stale.....

I wish I had some apple pie.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but it's been dropped on the floor.

I wish my bf hadn't screwed up my save of Animal Crossing >.<  

[x_Dragonsong_x]

Granted but you no longer remember what Animal Crossing is.

I wish I was in a better mood emo  

[Lunara87]

Wish Granted, but you would be in a better mood for only 5 seconds, then feel bad again.

I wish I could have all the Zelda games in the world.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but you have no console on which to play them.

I wish the SHFT guild was number one on the guild list xD  

[nox erebus]

Granted, but your foot just fell asleep and is tingly.

I wish i had another fudge cookie.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but it fell on the floor before you could eat it.

I wish for a billion dollars.  

[Mighty Wielder of Sheep]

wish granted but it is counterfit

i wish for the new killswitch engage cd  

[Elite Blazer]

Wish granted, but its scratched beyond repair.
I wish I was a ninja.  

[Kay Faerie]

wish granted but you would be a girl
I wish my house was paid off  

[Lee Jin Xing]

Granted but your house got burned down.

I wish for World peace.