SUPER STORYS

[RedCXI]

i will chain yu up to my wall peel off ur skin with a rust pearing knife i will sqeeze lemon juice over the fresh wounds then peel off a sec layer and when i get to ur face imma use a dull nailcutter to clip off every piec of skin including ur lips and eyelids then i will whip yu with with a random vine i found in the forest with animal piss on it then i will wrap yur legs with that vine tie yu to a dogsled and make the dogs run over the rocky montains then i make them com bacc and s**t on ur face then i poke 1 eyeball with my keys then i will skull f** yo face i will skeet on yo brain people will say yu a dik cuz yu got skeet cummin outta yu head then i will pik yo brain outta yo ear wit tongs i jus used to cook my noodles with then i will feed ur brain wit skeet on it to yo family i tell dem im a master chef and it doest matter what it is wen dey eat it i laugh and say YU ATE YUR SONS SKULL FUKKED BRAINS when dey bout to throw up i throw ur body on da table so dey throw up on you den i laugh and tie yo feet to da dogs again make dem run and have yur family chase ur fukked body down da road den while ur family gone i burn ur house den i piss on it

by zarks





i will higher a transvestite to tell you she/it is a prostitute and wants to ******** you for no charge, then when you say yes she brings you to a far off place by a cliff or someshit and it will rape you with it's man d**k and then shoot you in the knee caps and tape your mouth. when you out it will take you to a warehouse and then i will take hang you upside down and dip you in boiling water for 2min then when your barely alive i will stick you in a freezer when your soking wet then have you stuck there till your about to freeze then take you out, hang you against a wall and keep you barely alive with minimum food and water for 2 months then make you really fat then starve you again till your african skinny. then i will strap you onto a chair and have you watch me kill everyone you love. then i will bring another transvestite who will rape you and then
piss in your mouth and have you drink it, then s**t on your chest and then make you eat it, after that i will then chop off your lefs and arms with a dull knife but keep you alive then harnest your body to something in the ceiling where i will then bring rabid dogs to try and eat you but they can't. while your paralyzed in fear i will pick you up put you in a helicopter and fly over the ocean where i will drop you in the middle of the ocean so you can be scared falling and drowning. i will tie you up and show you a porno when your getting hard i will take a dull knife then slowly cut it off piece by piece i will strap you to a chair and get your girl and ******** her in front of you, then i will have her shoot you in the knees then in the elbows then when your dying have her show you her tits then have her shoot you in the d**k then kik you in the balls then bring out rabid dogs to slowly eat you

by miiach




ay more stories needed
be creative and messed in the mind when yu do these
feel free to edit and change them
repost so other GONP can use them
note that these are last resort
theres not a lot.
using them too much will make it mean less
these are final strikes in comment and forum battles
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FINAL STRIKES
UNCOUNTERABLE
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make more plis  

[Ash606]

uh...i'm not sure how to put one of the super stories in the box thing up there above me and i'm not sure if this is how i'm supposed to do it. so don't make fun of me. i feel like a noob at this guild xD anyways. ill try to make a super story up so here ya go!
ill staple gun your nuts to a wall and have a monkey fling his feces at you. then i will have the monkey make you eat that s**t. then i will unstaple your nads from the wall and hang you on your wife's house and then make you wife take a nailgun and shoot your hands and feet to the wall in a T shape. then take a knife and carve a picture of my face onto your stomach and then put milk on your wounds and make you burn in pain. then i will put acid on your face and with the remains with the acid i will take the knife that i carved the pic with and stab a whole into BOTH of your feet and pour acid down them. then put poison ivy on your wounds also. and then ill cut your finger nails.........with thorns and/or elephant tusks! then take you to Alaska FAR AWAY from ANY society and have you in the snow. BUTT-naked tied up to a cliff. then get some Eskimos that have whips and have them WHIP YOU (DUH)
then i will be happily at my home drinking Coco.
there ya go...hope you liked it.  

[Azazel_The_Fallen1]

i'm gonna stab both your eyes out and ******** you. then i'm gonna

shove the eyes up your a** and have a horse push it in with his d**k

then i'm gonna cut your fingers off 1 by 1 while i make your dad rape you

then i'm gonna have your dog eat your fingers. then he's gonna s**t

and you're gonna eat the s**t. so you're eating s**t. and your fingers

then i'm gonna stir fry the dog. and compress it to shove in your a**

then i'm gonna have a midget stretch your a** out so he can live in there

then i'm gonna run tubes through you so you won't die

and the midget will live and s**t in what's left of your intestines

after he's done, we're gonna beat the s**t out of you for the hell of it

then we're gonna open your mouth. and get all the animals from the zoo

and have them s**t in it. then. we're gonna tape beef to your balls.

and bring in 6 grizzly bears and 4 mountain lions. and they're all homosexual. and hungry

then we're gonna get guns. and shoot you everywhere where it won't kill you

then we'll drown you till you pass out. and put you in the middle of a cannibal house.

and then we'll just blow up the house while they're eating you. and that's it

so don't try to fight me in this s**t. ********! hahahaha.  

[iBakedSilly]

You die in the end..no point of writing more...is there...
Saves time too...yah..but u die ...very very slowly...with intense pain...blood goshin from everywhere you thought blood wasnt there.. twisted  

[RedCXI]

PuppetasticSkittles

You die in the end..no point of writing more...is there...
Saves time too...yah..but u die ...very very slowly...with intense pain...blood goshin from everywhere you thought blood wasnt there.. twisted

kinda lame..
doesnt qualify as a super story
super stories should be uncounterable
invincible
unless your against me  

[RedCXI]

i will disguise myself as a hawt horny 15yr old model and meet you online, when you have fallen for me you loser perv i will tell you to meet me at a local jack in da box. where the owner who is a personal friend will kidnap you and throw you in a van where he will leave and i will step it. i will then take the fryers and pour that hot burning liquid on your legs when your freaking out i will knock you unconciouss where you will wake up naked strapped on a table. you will then think to yourself "am i going to die?" then i will step in all cool and s**t from the shadows and there will be two men who will carve 'INSERT HERE' with an arrow right above the a**. then when your done screaming in pain i will personally ink it, then pour salt on the new wounds. then i will starve you for a week. Then take you to a foreign prison where you will be used as a sex toy for these grown men's pleasure. After this tragic ordeal. I will take hostage of you and take your family's money. when i recieve all of yours and your family's money i will put a video thanking them for their money and say "i bet you would think i was going to give him back... naaah" then move the camera to where you are tied up and sitting there crying. then a subordinate of mine will pour gasoline all over your body and chug it down your throat. while crying and begging for mercy. i will light a cigarete all cool like and toss the cigarete onto the floor and while you slowly burn to death i will simply kick your burning tied up body into a tank of salt water behind you while you scream and scream. i will walk to the camera laugh, push a button and your family dies. then turn to you while you drown and laugh. then all you will see before your pathetic life ends is me laughing and pissing/shitting in the waater above you. [;

by miiach  

[Azazel_The_Fallen1]

haha  

[iBakedSilly]

. . . soo i cant make up a good scary story...im a losa so what xD  

[RedCXI]

PuppetasticSkittles

. . . soo i cant make up a good scary story...im a losa so what xD

yea ur not messed in the mind like we are
lol thats a good thing for an elm girl  

[Azazel_The_Fallen1]

i am going to give you acupuncture and pick you up and throw you against the walls so the needles go in your back. then i'm going to get a baby alligator and let its mouth snap shut on your tongue. and get two crabs and clamp them to your balls. then i'm going to get a nail gun, and shoot you in the corners of you body so you won't die. then i'm going to use a cigar cutter and clip off all of your entire nails one by one so your fingers bleed. then after a couple hours. i'm gonna chop your fingers off and feed them to an ostrich. then have the ostrich pick out your eyes and feed them to it's babies. then the babies are gonna crap and i'm gonna have a gay dude push that s**t into your a** with his d**k. then i'm gonna trap you in a steel waterproof oven, with an extension cord, and turn it on and throw it over the ocean so you bake to death underwater. yep. haha mrgreen  

[Azazel_The_Fallen1]

oh yeah, and theres' sharks outside the oven who like baked d**k.  

[RedCXI]

i will take pliers and rip off you nipples
i will take out all the flesh inside you breast
then i will stuff pushpins and salt into the new wounds till you tits are bigger than before
then i will hang your body by the feet
take a bunch of kids
and tell them to hit the bloddy baloons
while you are screaming in pain i will cut your feet off wit safety scizors and let you fall head first
then i will get the dogs at the park s**t on your stomach
then i will set it aflame
you will try to put it out with your hands
"OH! WHATS THAT I SMELL? IS THAT BACON no. its s**t"
while you crawl around with burned s**t on ur stomach. every1 will stare and back away from the burned s**t girl that has pushpin titties covered in blood
then i will lasso you head
drag you on your back across the freeway at 80mhp on my truck then i will drift and launch you into the air
i will get a group of trained falcons try to eat you in midair
then you will fall into a tank of boiling salt water
while you are burning
i will piss on your face
then i will take you out half dead
drag you to the nearest sea world
and throw you into a seal show
the seals will take you and make you swim in the water until your aobut to drown
then i will pull you out
take you to your boyfriend
turn him gay
and make him ******** your father
then he will skeet on your deformed body
then i will shoot all your limbs and feed them to dogs
then i will kill the dogs and feed the meat to you family
then i will dump you body in you workplace
and sit and wait for your co-workers to just stare and be disgusted of you
then i will burn you whole wor building and tell fire fighters you are just a dead animal that doesnt need saving

by zarks  

[Techno_Condom]

wow u guys have cool stories too bad I cant make a good one  

[Azazel_The_Fallen1]

I_am_a_Pilipino

wow u guys have cool stories too bad I cant make a good one

dude just think of random scary s**t that you wouldnt wanna happen to you and put I WILL or THEN in front of every sentence  

[Techno_Condom]

I will grab a chainsaw and cut your head
Then ill grab your head and open your mouth
Then ill put lots and lots of s**t on it
Then ill dress the head that looks like chicken
Then ill roast the head and after that it looks like roasted chicken
Then ill let them eat the chicken dress head with s**t on it
Then till they recognize whats this?
Then I said its the special stuffings that I put on the chicken(they dont know that they really eating s**t)
Then they said can we order a 100 of the chicken its our party tommorow
Then I said yes
And after that its the party
People eat the s**t stuffed head and after that wtf they really ate it
people are idiots they all ate the s**t hahahaha