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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:06 pm
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Well, while lookin about on faceparty, I noticed this lovely section on someone's profile....
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rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh
dnt msg me if!!!!
1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1!
2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt!
3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol)
4)if u got nowt nice to se!
5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother!
6)if ya ginger!lol,jk
7)if u show off!
cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn!
9)if ya a perv!
10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!!
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It was typed by some random british girl. Lovely.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:57 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:20 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:49 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:47 pm
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Robthebob Well, while lookin about on faceparty, I noticed this lovely section on someone's profile.... ------------------- rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh dnt msg me if!!!! 1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1! 2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt! 3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol) 4)if u got nowt nice to se! 5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother! 6)if ya ginger!lol,jk 7)if u show off! cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn! 9)if ya a perv! 10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!! ---------------- It was typed by some random british girl. Lovely.
Well, she didn't say anything about telling her how bad her grammar is. Maybe we should do that to her in her face. 3nodding |
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:46 am
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Let it be known that this mangled block of a sorry excuse called text is no better than toilet paper! scream Well, let's translate this b*****d.
Some Lovely Brit Girl rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh dnt msg me if!!!! 1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1! 2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt! 3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol) 4)if u got nowt nice to se! 5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother! 6)if ya ginger!lol,jk 7)if u show off! cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn! 9)if ya a perv! 10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!!
Okay, her name's Jessica Jai Daviez, and she doesn't want to be IM'd from:
- Weirdos
- People with weird hair
- People with big heads and egos (this is a guess)
- People with nothing nice to say (preferably about her)
- People around fifty years old (frickin' ageist)
- Ginger (joking)
- Druggies
- Perverts
And most importantly, people who want to have sex with her. (Like they would want her offspring. stare )
That, and in typical text-talking fashion, she yells in a garbled sense not to post pictures and some message about how good-looking they are. She notes to her boyfriend Rodney, and then tells him to go IM someone else...probably an ex-boyfriend.
This makes me wonder...is she smarter than a fifth grader, really? lol Has she even passed elementary??? eek
For all that are curious, hope the translation helps! wink
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:44 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:07 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:06 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:05 pm
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I'm going to try my hardest to try to understand this, and translate it for y'all's convenience.
"rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh
dnt msg me if!!!!"
Right! Well, I'm Jessica Jai Daviez ... And I'm off my head, lol. Muah! Don't message me if:
"1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1!"
If you're a weirdo and look like one!
"2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt!"
If you've got gay hair, definitely don't!
"3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol)"
If you fancy (don't know what this means)! Can't stand big-headed bastards (excuse my Dutch, lol.)
"4)if u got nowt nice to se!"
If you've got (?) nice to see/say (don't get it)!
"5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother!"
If you're (?) a 50-year-old, don't even f*cking bother!"
"6)if ya ginger!lol,jk"
If you're a ginger! Lol, jk.
"7)if u show off!"
If you show off!
" cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn!"
If you're on drugs. (Don't get this part)!
"9)if ya a perv!"
If you're a pervert!
"10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol."
And lads/ladies (what?), don't message me saying you want to f*ck my brains out, 'cause I ain't got none, lol.
"ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!"
Another thing, I can't f*cking stand people who put pictures up just for people to tell them how good-looking they are!
"LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS!"
Like they need f*ing reminding, I've commented a lot of pictures, (don't get this) any thank you, no I ain't, well f*ck you, stuck-up c*nts!
"mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache''"
My favorite quote of Only Fools And Horses: 'Rodney, you give my arse a headache!'
"lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me"
Lol, kisses (?), and people--stop being so f*cking nasty to me, writing to me.
"''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight!"
You dog (?) or you stuck up, and whatever f*cking bollox (?), let's get one thing straight!
"no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!!"
No I ain't, you don't no me, so f*ck of, because to your sad life and message someone else!
My brain hurts. |
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