Finish that story!!!!! :)

[Henneth Annun]

Okay, I'll start writing something and I want you to continue it. Each person continues from where the previous person left off.
Rules:
1. No sudden endings, like "then they all got heart attacks and died,the end."
2. Keep it PG-13
3. Make it funny and interesting, even slightly insane if you want, or even creepy and scary. Go ahead!
4. Try to make it flow, don't keep them in the same place for three pages.
5. Don't continue your own story in mutliple consecutive posts, let other people have fun.
6. Don't quote anyone. Just post.
7. Do try to use proper grammar and spelling....we all need to read it...
8. No more than one nice decent paragraph per post. 10 sentances max.

Here goes....
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Leyla walked up to her house on one rainy night and found the door open with all the lights in her house off. She cautiously walked inside and turned the hallway light on, allert for any noises. She closed the door behind her when suddenly she heard a terrible noise, and turned around to see.....  

[Rellik San]

Satan....


*Sips wine*

Who made her this offer:  

[Beatngufan]

" You will be my assistant, my eyes and ears on earth." He viciously pointed toward her.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

It was at this point that she realized she was talking to Tom Cruise, recently made blind and deaf. "Join me or suffer great pain."  

[Henneth Annun]

She raised her eyebrow as she realized that because he was turned to the side, he appeared to be adressing the wall, which had a picture of Voltaire (the Voltaire) on it. "I'm giving you until the count of five before I use this on you," he said as he held up a...  

[Rellik San]

A banana phone, Tom demanded the picture of Voltaire take him to see the great lord Xenu.  

[Beatngufan]

It was then that Leyla noticed that Tom Cruise was drunk. He took off his pink shirt and matching pants and purple boxers and began streaking through the street. rofl  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Luckily, he was creamed by a semi. Leyla was so happy that she threw a special party!  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

The party was an awesome one, filled with plenty of drinks, great music, odd games, and notable guests, including...  

[Beatngufan]

hugh hefner, marilyn manson, Robert Smith and . . .  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Pete Steel, who tagged along with a friend. There was a a huge pool.  

[screwed pixie]

Surprise........... Hugh Hefner brought along all the Playboy Bunnies who were swimming in the pool.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

The few non-commission bunnies were, shortly after, recruited.
But a killer lurked amidst the Playboy ranks...  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

All the Bunnies were killed quickly and quietly. And there was much rejoicing.  

[Henneth Annun]

The heads of the bunnies were then salted, dried, and shrunken. They then traveled to Hammerfest where they started to sell the heads, but where apprehended by Lord Xenu the Reggae Master, who turned out not to be a figment of Tom Cruise's imagination. He flew into a rage and...