Heehee, devious plans.

[Killer Zeit]

The number you have reached is...



Kidding.
So, as you might know, I'm with this guy. His name's Steven.

But that's not the important part at all.
I think we're gonna go to his Military Ball, since it's sponsored by his ROTC and not the school. He's banned from all school-sponsored dances because of something he didn't do, SO...

He wants me to wear a dress.

o_o I just wanna know... like, wtf. Do you guys have any sites or anything for dresses I can look at? I think I might go to Ipso-Facto. I have a month to find one I actually like. He says a red dress is tradition, and while that would match my hair, would it look good with a kid in a Navy uniform? D:


It's at the Disneyland Resort hotel. Now, I had this idea. If we went to the ball, had a room for the night, then we could go to Disneyland the next day since it's, well, you know, across the street.

I was looking at packages and things and the lowest I can get for a nice room for one night is $250 for us both, which isn't bad. But combining that with two tickets some how makes the price jump to $950. I was like: O__O
There has to be a cheaper way, lawlz.

Eh. Just gonna go to prom.
Blah.  

[b0ybands]

USE A CONDOM!

And I buy all my dresses at the mall. ._.




On sale. .///.  

[Killer Zeit]

Izzenai

USE A CONDOM!

And I buy all my dresses at the mall. ._.




On sale. .///.

I was gonna get a room mainly for the reason that it would just be easier to get to Disneyland.

But okay. ;D


And I hate the mall. Arrgghh.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Also, I was a disney kid. For all my developing years my father was a Disney machinist so I practically grew up in Disneyworld.
Years later, in 2003, when I finally got to go to Disneyland I was vastly underwhelmed. It's a sad excuse for an amusement park. The resorts are crappy too.

However, I pissed inside of a girls rectum while at the Disneyland resort, so I guess it has it's charms.

And as for pets; I got a puppy.  

[Lady Psychotic]

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

lawl. Oh the images in my mind...
I also agree with the condom idea.
As for the dress, maybe something simple and black?
Black's slimming, it goes with everything and can look elegant not slutty.
Disneyland is amazing! I went to the one in Paris.
And ate croissants!  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Also, I was a disney kid. For all my developing years my father was a Disney machinist so I practically grew up in Disneyworld.
Years later, in 2003, when I finally got to go to Disneyland I was vastly underwhelmed. It's a sad excuse for an amusement park. The resorts are crappy too.

However, I pissed inside of a girls rectum while at the Disneyland resort, so I guess it has it's charms.

And as for pets; I got a puppy.

I have to huge-a** German Shepherds now, they were outside running on the streets with no collars/ tags/ microchips.

D:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.

Goes to show what Rear Admiral Skinz is thinking.
I have a big german shephard that gave me this killer bruise on my leg. I'll text you the picture later. It's ugly.  

[b0ybands]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.

But red is so sexy. D:  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.

Goes to show what Rear Admiral Skinz is thinking.
I have a big german shephard that gave me this killer bruise on my leg. I'll text you the picture later. It's ugly.

We rescued two dogs off the side of the road last week.

They're two huge-a** German Shepherds. They're gorgeous, though.  

[Killer Zeit]

Izzenai

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.

But red is so sexy. D:

I agree. But an all red dress? That just seems obnoxious to me. D: I wouldn't mind if it was like... black WITH red (which is also cliche), but I think an all red one would be... too much.  

[Status Quo Joe]

My friend lost his Virginity at Disney World.  

[b0ybands]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Izzenai

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

If you have a good mother she will never let you buy a red dress and get a hotel room.
A red dress, Kellee? Are you SRS?

Red Dresses are for streetwalkers and seductresses. Gold diggers. Nobody good wears a red dress. I guarantee, by the power of the red dress, if you sleep with him you will get pregnant.

Do you want to be pregnant? I hope not.

Go with a Green (emerald island, celtic green) sort of dress. It'll go with the class A navy uniform (Unless he's got the white jumpers) and it'll work perfectly with your skin and hair.

That's what the ******** I said.
I was like: ...a red one? You're kidding, right?

I like green. o~o I think I will look for green.

But red is so sexy. D:

I agree. But an all red dress? That just seems obnoxious to me. D: I wouldn't mind if it was like... black WITH red (which is also cliche), but I think an all red one would be... too much.

Make it all hollywood. cool  

[Zealous Blue]

You live like... five minutes away from Disneyland. xD Why would you want to waste your money on a hotel room? Seriously. >>

But if you really want to do that, just use one of the cheaper motels on the streets across.