Hitman

[La Bijou]

Timothy Olyphant (Agent 47) is hawt.
wink heart

 

[Contessa Karnstein]

Across the Universe was only in our theater for a week and a half because they needed to make room for the Hitman movie.

So I may be a bit biased against it.

 

[La Bijou]

Eryn Vorn

Across the Universe was only in our theater for a week and a half because they needed to make room for the Hitman movie.

So I may be a bit biased against it.

Your movie theater sucks then. gonk  

[marimoy]

I like the alternate ending better.  

[Jareth Ri de Aislinge]

marimoy

I like the alternate ending better.

The one where Nika is killed? confused  

[La Bijou]

Jareth Ri de Aislinge

marimoy

I like the alternate ending better.

The one where Nika is killed? confused

What?!?!?  

[Devil Nightlord_Dante]

Wow. He looks like the game personified.  

[Contessa Karnstein]

La Bijou

Eryn Vorn

Across the Universe was only in our theater for a week and a half because they needed to make room for the Hitman movie.

So I may be a bit biased against it.

Your movie theater sucks then. gonk

Oh, it does. I live way out in the boonies.
It sucks.

 

[La Bijou]

Eryn Vorn

La Bijou

Eryn Vorn

Across the Universe was only in our theater for a week and a half because they needed to make room for the Hitman movie.

So I may be a bit biased against it.

Your movie theater sucks then. gonk

Oh, it does. I live way out in the boonies.
It sucks.

Stupid bastards. mad  

[Contessa Karnstein]

La Bijou

Eryn Vorn

La Bijou

Eryn Vorn

Across the Universe was only in our theater for a week and a half because they needed to make room for the Hitman movie.

So I may be a bit biased against it.

Your movie theater sucks then. gonk

Oh, it does. I live way out in the boonies.
It sucks.

Stupid bastards. mad

Indeed.
And the movie tastes of the people in my area are just as bad, I swear. It makes it even harder to get good films up here.

 

[capcartoonist]

So the gang in Hollywood is passing around the coke when some genius sez, "Hey, I know -- let's make a bad movie based on a stupid video game!"  

[La Bijou]

capcartoonist

So the gang in Hollywood is passing around the coke when some genius sez, "Hey, I know -- let's make a bad movie based on a stupid video game!"

Dude, they were already doing that..... rolleyes  

[Shisuzen]

La Bijou

capcartoonist

So the gang in Hollywood is passing around the coke when some genius sez, "Hey, I know -- let's make a bad movie based on a stupid video game!"

Dude, they were already doing that..... rolleyes

Here are some of the movies that are based in games and vise versa
Hitman
DOA
Street Fighters
The bee movie (WhAt?!)
tranformers
Silent Hill
Alien vs Predetors(only in arcades)  

[La Bijou]

Shisuzen

La Bijou

capcartoonist

So the gang in Hollywood is passing around the coke when some genius sez, "Hey, I know -- let's make a bad movie based on a stupid video game!"

Dude, they were already doing that..... rolleyes

Here are some of the movies that are based in games and vise versa
Hitman
DOA
Street Fighters
The bee movie (WhAt?!)
tranformers
Silent Hill
Alien vs Predetors(only in arcades)

You forgot Resident evil!!!

ALSO


They always make movies into some stupid game.  

[capcartoonist]

La Bijou

capcartoonist

So the gang in Hollywood is passing around the coke when some genius sez, "Hey, I know -- let's make a bad movie based on a stupid video game!"

Dude, they were already doing that..... rolleyes

Yeah, but half of those clowns think that they're being "original."


I saw an ad for "Hitman" the other day. The premise seems to be that the hitman's organiztion decides to purge him, but he's going to take 'em on.

In real life, if a hitman discovers that his employers are having him terminated, he runs to some other organization for projection. If he's Mafia, he runs to the FBI. KGB agents crossed over to America, and vice versa. Etc.

No fool is going to take on the organiztion that has the resources to keep intelligence agents and assassins on the payroll -- they will find you and kill you.