Horrible names to give your kids

[Sheer_Immortal]

So, as some of you may know, I do some volunteering a couple times a week. Well, I was volunteering yesterday, and there were a couple kids who came in to where I was, and they were hanging out and talking, and one kid kept calling the other kid "Sim" and something that sounded like "Simp" (for those who don't know, "simp" is a shortened version of "simpleton", and is not a nice thing to call a person).

So I was sitting there, wondering what on earth this kid's name really was, 'til him mom came in and called him by what I can only assume is his full first name - Simian.

For those who don't know, here is dictionary.com's definition of "simian":
sim·i·an
–adjective
1. of or pertaining to an ape or monkey.
2. characteristic of apes or monkeys: long, simian fingers.
–noun
3. an ape or monkey.

Link:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/simian

I felt so bad for him...after I was done trying not to bawl out laughter. What a horrendous name for a kid!

So, what are some names you have heard or can think of that would be horrible names to give a kid?  

[Magic Maggie]

I went to school with a kid named Beacher d**k. And that is not a joke. I truly felt bad for him.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Oh dear. I had to say that one out loud to get it. surprised

My dad said he went to school with someone named Harry Pecker or something along those lines xD  

[Mighty Wielder of Sheep]

some kids at my school have these names:

lemmonjello : lemon jello

abcde: first couple letters of alphabet

hunter: think about this one, every time some1 writes a letter to u it says dear hunter! get it deer hunter only with an ea instead of an ee hilarious

there is also this girl at my school called carl allen wyatt. completely serious why would you name a GIRL that anyway lol thats all i can think of for now domokun  

[leababbyyomg]

OMG theres a girl tht my mom knows whos little girls name is Apple i mean who names their kid after a fruit . thts the only one i got right now  

[Swarmer]

I can't believe that they would call people by fruit or monkeys. burning_eyes

Well, i know somebody called dwaine kar. When you think about it, its quite rude.  

[Crimson_Immortal]

Well, to be fair, maybe the Simian kid's name was spelled "Cimien" or something like that, but it sounded like "Simian" 0.o  

[Swarmer]

I also noticed that michael jackson called his son/daughter "Blanket". Wtf?  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Crazy orange lover

I also noticed that michael jackson called his son/daughter "Blanket". Wtf?

That's just wrong 0.o

Nicholas Cage named his kid something funky, too...can't remember what it was, but it was something from a comic book whee  

[themorganashley]

I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I noticed there was a character in a heavily armed battle suit named Samus. So I was playing as him and his battle suit fell off after a Final Smash attack and I realized that he was a SHE!!! She was wearing another outfit under the suit though, thank goodness. And then I thought, What a horrible name to give a GIRL!!! I forget what game she originates from.  

[xxevil_poptartsxx]

my friends name is arson. rolleyes  

[Sheer_Immortal]

xxevil_poptartsxx

my friends name is arson. rolleyes

lol, that actually doesn't sound bad for a name, if you ignore the meaning xD Kinda like Simian, come to think of it...

Aelita - I think Samus is from Metroid 3nodding  

[nox erebus]

lexus and mercedes are HORRIBLE names.
no one should be named after a car.
years ago it was only stripper pet names.
now, there are actually a few people with those names on the birth certificate

WTH  

[Sheer_Immortal]

OMG, yes. Porsche's another one xD

And Luscious, Precious, Honey, Delicious, Chastity...all those are stripper-esque names that should be for the "stage" only. gonk Cheyanne's not much better >.>

I remember seeing a football player named Plexiglass or something like that...WTF? rofl I can't remember what his name really was, but it was definitely something that resembled Plexiglass...I think he was on the Steelers when I saw it. >.>  

[nox erebus]

yea. the fact that stripper names have become real names is really bothersome.

they just scream "white trash"