Apprently everyone wants to join the guild! Even noobs!

[BlueAltitude]

We got this join request from an unnamed noob. Their reason for wanting to join is (This is how they actually wrote it):

I likz 2 joinz cuz i ish nebz + Goldz!!!!one!!11!!! LOLZ i cyberz u LOLZ 4 goldz!eleven!!!! plox!

Just thought you guys may get a good laugh out of this.  

[Salmay]

Crazy kids these days... rolleyes  

[BlueAltitude]

Salmay

Crazy ids these days... rolleyes

you should see the pictures they sent me by pm.

They are crazy  

[Salmay]

eek It wasn't an icky picture? I hope  

[BlueAltitude]

No just them in towns  

[dyke dyke goose]

o.O oh my! this is horrible. im not trying to sound like an elitist or anything, but we cannot let them join! I dont want the guild swarmed with "GOLD PLOX" "CYBUR WIFF MEH"  

[Salmay]

What does PLOX mean anyway?  

[BlueAltitude]

Salmay

What does PLOX mean anyway?

I believe it means "Please"  

[Razin Frostdrake]

Salmay

What does PLOX mean anyway?

ya know . . . i don't know . . . and it's probly best to keep it that way . . .  

[BlueAltitude]

Razin Frostdrake

Salmay

What does PLOX mean anyway?

ya know . . . i don't know . . . and it's probly best to keep it that way . . .

LMAO! That is so true.  

[Razin Frostdrake]

BlueAltitude

Razin Frostdrake

Salmay

What does PLOX mean anyway?

ya know . . . i don't know . . . and it's probly best to keep it that way . . .

LMAO! That is so true.

i learned a while back, it's best not to understand words like that . . .  

[BlueAltitude]

Razin Frostdrake

BlueAltitude

Razin Frostdrake

Salmay

What does PLOX mean anyway?

ya know . . . i don't know . . . and it's probly best to keep it that way . . .

LMAO! That is so true.

i learned a while back, it's best not to understand words like that . . .

it isnt worth it anyway  

[Your Resident Merchant]

Maybe they heard about Lanzer coming to the guild.

Don't accept the request, they won't participate anyway.  

[LolCow Loves Cheeze]

Uh, that's obviously a joke xD
Someone went on a mule and made this request sounding like a n00b.
When taken into closer examination, you'll notice that in the line of "!!!1!!!1!!!!" there is an "eleven" in the middle. Now, I know n00bs sometimes make the common typo contained within the multiple exclamation marks that ends up looking like this: Hi!!!11!!!111!!!!!1
But I'm not sure a legit n00b would actually put the word "eleven" in there.
Also, the "GOLDZ!" is a commonly used term when people mimic the n00bs. It's not something an actual n00b would say in MOST cases, no matter how stupid.  

[Hidden Lunar Rose]

Joke or not, it's pretty funny.
I'd PM them and be like "Haha, no. Back to Neopets"
Yeah, I' mean. xD