*Ima the therapist*
CULLEN THEARAPY-SESSION 1
Virti: hello everyone I'm glad all of you could make it.
All:Hi
Virti: let’s start with you Edward. What would you like to talk about today?
(Edward shrugs)
Virti: Now Edward it's not healthy to keep things bottled up. Please tell me what's on your mind.
(Edward does his unfair smoldering thing)
Edward: Nothing’s wrong.
Virti sad raises eyebrow) Do you really think that’s going to work on me?
Edward: It was worth a shot.
Jacob: You’re an idiot.
Edward: At least I'm not a b***h.
Bella: Edward takes that back right now.
Edward: I take it back.
Esme:Edward is a little testy today.
Virti: And why is that?
Alice: Something Bella said-well dreamed.
Virti: And what did you dream Bella?
Bella: It was only a dream I didn’t mean it.
Edward: That’s not what it sounded like.
Virti: WHAT HAPPEND?!
Jasper: Bella had an erotic shall we say dream.
Virti: And you feel jealous that it wasn’t about you.
Bella: It was about him!
Virti: I don't see the problem.
Alice: He’s mad because his sweet innocent little Bella is having very dirty dreams about him. What a prude.
Edward: Stop calling me that Alice or I'll ring your tiny midget neck!
(Jasper growls)
Edward: shut up Jasper!
Carlisle: Now everyone please calm down, you see Doctor-
Virti: I’m not a Doctor you should know this.
Carlisle: Sorry you see Edward is having issues with the fact that his fiancé is having dirty dreams about him because-well because
well what is the problem Edward she is your fiance
Emmett: I think he's not telling us everything.
Edward: I didn’t tell anybody anything Alice did.
(Everyone looks at Alice)
Alice: What I just saw the argument not the dream if he's hiding something I don’t know what it is.
Rosalie: Oh who cares Bella had a dirty dream about you get over it. Let’s talk about me here I was turned into a vampire at 18 and I need to get over it. Ugh.
Virti: Simmer down Rosalie we'll get you later were dealing with Edward right now.
Edward: Fine! fine fine fine I'll tell you her dream.
Bella: No I will, okay in my dream Edward was Kanye West and I was 50 Cent Rosalie was Britney Spears and Alice was Justin Timberlake oh and Emmett was Timbaland,
so me and Edward were discussing our new albums when David Spade walks in and starts talking about stuff that’s dirty so I start screaming dirty a million times for no apparent reason and then Edward is all like lets get lost tonight you could be my black Kate Moss tonight and then we started making out then Rainn Wilson takes over the song while watching then Rosalie walked in and started shaking and grinding and singing gimme more gimme gimme more and Alice rudely interrupted my singing sexyback
then Emmett came in and was like I aint got no money I aint got no car to take you on a date then he turned into Keisha Cole and was all baby its okay you aint got to flaunt for me then Alice and Emmett started Sexyback again so me and Edward who are still making out leave the room and start rapping about hoes and pimps then
Edward woke me up.
(The whole room stared at her)
Virti: Well then, Bella you have a very active imagination don’t you.
Bella: Little bit.
(stay tune on my profile for Session 2 comming soon)
CULLEN THEARAPY-SESSION 1
Virti: hello everyone I'm glad all of you could make it.
All:Hi
Virti: let’s start with you Edward. What would you like to talk about today?
(Edward shrugs)
Virti: Now Edward it's not healthy to keep things bottled up. Please tell me what's on your mind.
(Edward does his unfair smoldering thing)
Edward: Nothing’s wrong.
Virti sad raises eyebrow) Do you really think that’s going to work on me?
Edward: It was worth a shot.
Jacob: You’re an idiot.
Edward: At least I'm not a b***h.
Bella: Edward takes that back right now.
Edward: I take it back.
Esme:Edward is a little testy today.
Virti: And why is that?
Alice: Something Bella said-well dreamed.
Virti: And what did you dream Bella?
Bella: It was only a dream I didn’t mean it.
Edward: That’s not what it sounded like.
Virti: WHAT HAPPEND?!
Jasper: Bella had an erotic shall we say dream.
Virti: And you feel jealous that it wasn’t about you.
Bella: It was about him!
Virti: I don't see the problem.
Alice: He’s mad because his sweet innocent little Bella is having very dirty dreams about him. What a prude.
Edward: Stop calling me that Alice or I'll ring your tiny midget neck!
(Jasper growls)
Edward: shut up Jasper!
Carlisle: Now everyone please calm down, you see Doctor-
Virti: I’m not a Doctor you should know this.
Carlisle: Sorry you see Edward is having issues with the fact that his fiancé is having dirty dreams about him because-well because
well what is the problem Edward she is your fiance
Emmett: I think he's not telling us everything.
Edward: I didn’t tell anybody anything Alice did.
(Everyone looks at Alice)
Alice: What I just saw the argument not the dream if he's hiding something I don’t know what it is.
Rosalie: Oh who cares Bella had a dirty dream about you get over it. Let’s talk about me here I was turned into a vampire at 18 and I need to get over it. Ugh.
Virti: Simmer down Rosalie we'll get you later were dealing with Edward right now.
Edward: Fine! fine fine fine I'll tell you her dream.
Bella: No I will, okay in my dream Edward was Kanye West and I was 50 Cent Rosalie was Britney Spears and Alice was Justin Timberlake oh and Emmett was Timbaland,
so me and Edward were discussing our new albums when David Spade walks in and starts talking about stuff that’s dirty so I start screaming dirty a million times for no apparent reason and then Edward is all like lets get lost tonight you could be my black Kate Moss tonight and then we started making out then Rainn Wilson takes over the song while watching then Rosalie walked in and started shaking and grinding and singing gimme more gimme gimme more and Alice rudely interrupted my singing sexyback
then Emmett came in and was like I aint got no money I aint got no car to take you on a date then he turned into Keisha Cole and was all baby its okay you aint got to flaunt for me then Alice and Emmett started Sexyback again so me and Edward who are still making out leave the room and start rapping about hoes and pimps then
Edward woke me up.
(The whole room stared at her)
Virti: Well then, Bella you have a very active imagination don’t you.
Bella: Little bit.
(stay tune on my profile for Session 2 comming soon)
