Cheesy Pick-up Lines

[BlueAltitude]

so, what's some cheezy pickup lines?

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"Falling from heaven <3"


"Are your pants made of glass? Cause I can see myself in them."

Lol :]
Any others?  

[Parasox v2]

rofl oh dear lord those are awful. I'm proud to say I have none  

[Skaia Beltane]

The classic "Have I met you before?"

No, dude, you would definitely remember ME!

rofl  

[Faerdra]

my name is Angel... that leads to all sorts of cheesy pick up lines...

 

[Lady Catalina]

This guy I knew (who is a total goofball) said this to a girl.

Guy: Did you just fall from Heaven?
Girl: rolleyes
Guy: 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face.  

[Eriwain]

A guy in school used the "Did it hurt falling from heaven" one on me once. It was baaaaad.
One that did work however, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Cracked me up, got us talking which is surely the point of chat up lines.
a friend once had a guy dip his finger in his drink, wipe it on her top, and then say "let me help you out of those wet clothes". He failed. Remember Blue WKD will stain a white topT__T  

[TakingOverMe...]

'GET YER COAT LUV, YOU'VE PULLED ;D'

I can't remember being hit with any cheesy chat up lines (unless 'your hot i want to ******** you' counts - and someone genuinely said that to me!) thank God

 

[lilartichoke]

Nice shoes. Wanna ********?  

[Kalzonie]

Thats funny because i got chatted up today for the first time in ages!
It was along the lines of
Him "Wanna get some coffee"
Me "Sorry no"
Him "But your so cute, are you sure"
Me "No I dont think my boyfriend would aprove"
Him then tries to touch me which I hate strangers doing! "But your cute"
Me "Please dont touch me good bye" then i ran away  

[Simming]

Last year on my bus some kid said this to me "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous." I simply told him to shut it and turned up my music.  

[Razin Frostdrake]

i've haerd many of them as people joke about them . .. but i'd never try one so i never cared to remember one . . .  

[Thrux]

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.  

[Faerdra]

Lady Catalina

This guy I knew (who is a total goofball) said this to a girl.

Guy: Did you just fall from Heaven?
Girl: rolleyes
Guy: 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

rofl rofl rofl

 

[Rubican]

Are you Jamaican? 'Cause you Jaimaican me crazy.
xD  

[Ehstelle]

Lady Catalina

This guy I knew (who is a total goofball) said this to a girl.

Guy: Did you just fall from Heaven?
Girl: rolleyes
Guy: 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

LMAO.

If I where to change the alphabet id put u an i
together

that ones like,
gay i hate it personally scream