Corrupt A Wish

[Pandemonium Warden]

Soez, hey guys. this is a game from a dead thread I used to belong to.

Someone wishing something, and the next person grants the wish, then corrupts it, then make a wish of their own.
You can "grant" the wish with any phrase along the lines of "Granted" "Your wish is granted" "Your wish is my command"
Here be an example.

Quote:

I wish Cookies_In_A_Shoebox would let me bear his children.

Quote:

Granted, but the baby had Downs.
I wish It wasnt so hot in Arizona.

I know, I'm uncreative.
Soez, a good idea?




I wish this thread was awesome.  

[patienceyeah]

Good idea.

[I wish it wasn't so hot in Arizona]
Granted. Now it's 50 degrees F below zero.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[cursedcasanova]

Granted. Your in the middle of the desert

I wish, I could fly  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but your wings are made of wax.

I wish I was a REAL boy!

 

[Higgums]

Granted. But you don't have a p***s :]
I wish I could move out!  

[patienceyeah]

Granted. Now you're a hobo.

I wish I was a rockstar.
=]

 

[paintxitorange]

Efff posted late.

Granted, but you get gonorrhea from that groupie that digs you oh-so-much.

I wish it was easier to not care about some things/ people

 

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but then everyone started not caring about you.

I wish my friend wasnt pissed at me.  

[Romantic V]

Granted, But now your friend is really clingy!
I wish for CHOCLATE!!!  

[paintxitorange]

Granted, but it's from last Halloween.
I wish I had something to do.

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted, now you're singing and dancing downtown.
I wish I had a my license. blaugh

 

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you got arrested for driving under the influence.

I wish I was a tatertot.

 

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but you got into an accident, got sued, and ultimately lost your drivers license.

EDIT: late.

Granted, but you got deep fried and served with a side of onion rings.

I wish I knew if my next game thread would take off.  

[paintxitorange]

Granted. It does. For an hour. And then everyone forgets about it.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but the thread gave everyones computer a virus.
Granted, but you're only better for a week.
I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner biggrin