OMG...your obsessed with twilight when...

[Sora_Mizuki_Chan]

THIS CAME FROM A WEBSITE CALLED FACE BOOK, I DID NOT MAKE IT AS SUCH GIVE ME NO CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moving on, this was soooooo cool I wanted to share it with other twilight fans that would love it just as much...tell me what relates to you^__^

All but one applied to me...#44 has no relevence to me at all^__^


1. First thing in the morning you’re thinking, “I’m the future Mrs. Cullen”. (Yes, I know. A bit extreme? But some people do do so...)
2. You dream about it nearly every night (well, Edward anyway).
3. You want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
4. You squeal/cry/scream/laugh/whatever every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favourite car and there’s no Edward in it.
5. You cringe/smile/sigh/whatever whenever you hear/see Edward's name and it has nothing to do with Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse.
6. You’re unable to believe that vampires actually have fangs or some crazy dark side. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
7. You're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8. You quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
9. You are certain that your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy/shiny/composed/whatever.
10. You start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed/school/the malls/the toilet/wherever.
11. You waste the ink of your print cartridge thanks to printing images and images of Edward.
12. You pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at some random bookshop.
13. You name your friends/enemies/whatever after characters in the series.
14. You cry because your father used Eclipse as a coaster for his drink.
15. You count down the days till Edward’s birthday 364 days before it really is (June 20th).
16. A love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.
17. You’ve bought both audio books.
18. You create debates in class over Edward’s "perfection".
19. You relate even the weirdest/common/whichever things to the book.
20. You carry the books with you almost everywhere.
21. You almost fainted when you first saw the cover of Eclipse.
22. You’ve tried joining all Twilight fan clubs that there are.
23. You wish for Hollywood not to make a Twilight movie because it could never be as good as the book (you know you’d whoop their asses if they screw up the movie).
24. You start failing in school because either you’re reading the Twilight Series or you’re thinking about the Cullens 24/7.
25. You think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading/dreaming/talking/walking/etc (maybe even when you’re doing nothing at all).
26. You’re talking to yourself but think you're talking to Edward.
27. You stay locked in your room until you've read it over a million times.
28. You start talking to it (the book).
29. You talk to your friends about it... even though they’ve no idea what you're talking about!
30. You ask them how you know you love the Twilight series even though they STILL don't know what you're talking about.
31. You believe that there really are vampires and werewolves among us.
32. While talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke from Twilight and start laughing your head off.
33. You’ve highly considered naming your future son Edward.
34. You don't like vampire movies, because they always use vampires as the EVIL characters
35. Whenever somebody mentions the words 'vampire' or 'werewolf', you immediately try to worm your way into the conversation just to make sure they're not insulting them.
36. You hardly every let anyone touch your books.
37. You look at all the pale people in your classes and wonder if they're secretly vampires and wish to ask them if they can turn you into one.
38. You make a protective cover for your Twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to your friend's house.
39. You sit on the roof of your house/in your bed every night waiting for Edward to come.
40. You cry at sad parts of the book... even though you've read it just so many times.
41. You smack your brother/sister/whatever when they say Edward doesn’t exist or is a total retard. And don’t stop smacking until they say they’re sorry.
42. You've calculated your “love compatibility” with Edward.
43. You google Edward’s name to see what comes up and how many rival, clumsy girls there are…
44. You can’t make up your mind between Edward and Jacob.
45. You pretend Edward’s sitting beside to you while you're asleep.  

[Jellycones]

Haha for me, I just talk to my friends who have read Twilight..and we come up with theories on what's going to happen in Breaking Dawn. Or say like "OMG! I can't believe Edward this.." or Jacob that. Or Bella did what?
Haha.

and Another..instead of naming my future kid Edward, I want to name my future daughter Bella. (Not Isabella, though..)
It's a really pretty name :]

But numbers 10, 12, 19, 27, 36, and 40 pertain to me :]

and omg! one of them mentioned something about protecting books... my friend asked to borrow Twilight..so I gave it to her about a week ago.. and she THROWS the book into the hallway so she doesn't forget it before she leaves the next morning. I'm like "meghan!! you can't do that! that's my favorite book ever!" (it was paper back too..)
and then the next day im in her car, and it's like..laying on the car FLOOR of her astro van.
it still is. :[ and she's only read on page. wtf. haha.
i want my book back.. xD  

[iMonochromatic]

"I'm really sorry about your hand"

Haha, lol...most of those apply to me, definitely!

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"
- Jacob Black, Eclipse

 

[drea lee]

forty and fourty-four.
most of these are slightly irrational, lmao.
but funny.  

[Chihiro-chan7]

..WOW o.o so I am an obsessed fan XD YAY  

[xScarlet Bellax]

Haha!!! some of those totally apply to me!! xd  

[Pandasaures]

yeah.. id say all of those seem about right.... lol whee whee  

[Unikorn_Stew]

I'm surprised. I didn't think that anyone would be THAT obsessed. I was wrong. Only a few of those apply to me but I still love the series and would never let it leave my side if I took it anywhere out of my bedroom. So far, its the best book/series I've ever read. I've read a ton of books.  

[5thmarauder]

oh wow... lots of those aply to me....

actualy most of them...
41 is definatly me.... my brother tried to tell me that it was silly to be in love with a fictional character becouse i talk about Edward to much... he will never do it again mrgreen
but 7 is slightly off... i'm counting seconds not minutes sweatdrop  

[Claire_Hiwatari]

... sweatdrop ...that sounds to much like me...  

[Polyhymnia]

so i told my husband he was a vampire b/c i said so, then i had a dream he was, yeah weird!! so Twilight is sort of banned from my vocabulary around him, and i have not told him about the other dreams i have had with him as a vampire i didn't like getting made fun of...also I have always wanted to name my daughter Isabella it is my name in Spanish, soo now of course i sound like i am doing it b/c of the book, ehh oh well! xp  

[crzygrl91]

I have a few to add!
46. Whenever somebody says Forks for any reason, you scream Washington and hop up and down.
47. You can relate almost anything to One of the books (ie: Converse.....People call converse Chucks and Chuck is another nickname for Charlie, Chief Carlie Swan.
48. You force your friends to read twilight, then after their addicted to it, taunt them with you pretty special edition copy of Eclipse with the first chapter of Breaking Dawn.
49. You see a Mercedes, and you automatically scream "holy crap its a Mercedes Guaridan...wheres Bella?"  

[KrazyRokrGal]

Well, this does it.

I'm officially obsessed.

mrgreen  

[Star Chase]

Wow some of those actually apply to me! mrgreen  

[Captain Jacky Sparr]

LOL, most of those apply to me!