Srephenie's Notes on her Quotes:
Quote:
1. They are out of context.
2. They are out of order.
3. Some of them are purposely misleading.
4. I have a twisted sense of humor.
(Number four is really the key point there.)
The quotes will probably show up around midnight EST, but no guarantees on that. Sleep is always my first priority.
The quotes will be on my website, too, but I'm not sure what time my brother will have them up. (There is a new little webmaster due any day now, so my site might have some lag time in the near future.)
Enjoy the quotes....and don't go TOO crazy trying to make sense of them.
2. They are out of order.
3. Some of them are purposely misleading.
4. I have a twisted sense of humor.
(Number four is really the key point there.)
The quotes will probably show up around midnight EST, but no guarantees on that. Sleep is always my first priority.
The quotes will be on my website, too, but I'm not sure what time my brother will have them up. (There is a new little webmaster due any day now, so my site might have some lag time in the near future.)
Enjoy the quotes....and don't go TOO crazy trying to make sense of them.
Quote:
Quote #1:
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why you don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Quote #2:
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
Quote #3:
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
Quote #4:
Emmett: “Oooo, scary.”
Quote #5:
Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”
Quote #6:
Charlie: “Bells, we’re up to bat."
Quote #7:
Edward: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
Quote #8:
Bella: “Why am I covered in feathers?”
Quote #9:
"Alice: “No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you.”
Bella: “Only because they’re afraid you’ll suck their blood.”
Quote #10:
"Edward: “Oops.”
Quote #11:
Renee: “Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.”
Quote #12:
Edward: “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
Quote #13:
Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
Quote #14:
Edward: “You look so guilty—like you’ve committed a crime.”
Quote #15:
Sam: “This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area.”
Quote #16:
Rosalie: “I'd like to beat you dead.”
Quote #17:
Jasper: “I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.”
Quote #18:
Seth: “You’ll hurt her. Let her go."
Quote #19:
Carlisle: “I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.”
Quote #20:
Jacob: “I’ll kill you myself! I’ll do it now!”
Quote #21:
Bella: “Should I be afraid?”
Edward: “Terrified.”
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why you don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Quote #2:
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
Quote #3:
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
Quote #4:
Emmett: “Oooo, scary.”
Quote #5:
Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”
Quote #6:
Charlie: “Bells, we’re up to bat."
Quote #7:
Edward: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
Quote #8:
Bella: “Why am I covered in feathers?”
Quote #9:
"Alice: “No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you.”
Bella: “Only because they’re afraid you’ll suck their blood.”
Quote #10:
"Edward: “Oops.”
Quote #11:
Renee: “Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.”
Quote #12:
Edward: “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
Quote #13:
Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
Quote #14:
Edward: “You look so guilty—like you’ve committed a crime.”
Quote #15:
Sam: “This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area.”
Quote #16:
Rosalie: “I'd like to beat you dead.”
Quote #17:
Jasper: “I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.”
Quote #18:
Seth: “You’ll hurt her. Let her go."
Quote #19:
Carlisle: “I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.”
Quote #20:
Jacob: “I’ll kill you myself! I’ll do it now!”
Quote #21:
Bella: “Should I be afraid?”
Edward: “Terrified.”
