I'ma jerk. x]

[Tai Takahashi]

I locked my brother's cat in the shower.
He didn't realize she was in there till after he had done whatever and went to turn the water on. >_>
"This was YOUR doing, wasn't it?! -Glare, drops cat.-"
Awesome. e.e

Also, my cat is a black belt in drunken boxing.
He goes limp then WATCHA, sucker punch to yo face. DX

 

[xX_Shatered_Moonlight_Xx]

Showers?
Kittens?
Drunken boxing?
to my face?  

[GrimlyInsane]

A cat that sucker punches?

Amazing =O  

[crazy_mongoose]

omg lol. poor cat. My cats are famous for being there, and then just poof! gone!

 

[NarcolepticDoom]

My cat, well, the one I consider to be mine, is a demon.
She enjoys torturing anything smaller than herself, and attacking anything larger.

Like me.  

[inryokuhime]

My cat looks like a beached whale when she lays on the floor.
She hates the other cats.
She could be across the room and will get mad because she can see another cat.
She's super possessive and requires to be pet all the time.

 

[Jasmine Perishing]

I thought this was going to be a regretful thread in which you promised to reform your ways, Tai. This is much better. Wet cats! Hooray!  

[Tai Takahashi]

Jasmine Perishing

I thought this was going to be a regretful thread in which you promised to reform your ways, Tai. This is much better. Wet cats! Hooray!

Tai shall never reform her ways!
Torturing pets is just too much fun to give up.
domokun

 

[KuroAkaNeko]

What a shocker XD  

[Mullaha]

lol  

[Mullaha]

lol  

[xX_Shatered_Moonlight_Xx]

My cat,steve,is an evil satanic demon kitty bent on enslaving the human race...it took a month of spraying him with holy water to teach him not to piss on the dvd player  

[LaBeeuhtriixx]

I have 5 cats:

Fatty
Kibby
Joe
Mylo
Luke

AND! I have a dog:
Oddie  

[xX_Shatered_Moonlight_Xx]

five cats?!
well that doesn't hold a candle to this one girl i knew...7 cats 12 hamsters 2 dogs 5 buunnies .....