ATTN. JONNNN It is time for our duel

[nitnit]

(warning explicit lyrics may follow. Do not take offense to anything here. If you will take offense, leave in advance)



JON. FOR TOO LONG YOU HAVE GONE UNCHECKED. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MUSIC LYRIC WAR.

I'll go first.




Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this s**t
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I definitely give myself props
And that way I always get what I want
I always try to keep my edge
With two hookers and an eight ball

***** for all the stolen goods
As I rock that niggas and get freaky-deaky
With a front row ticket for all of my bitches
'Cause my mamma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this s**t
Two hookers and an eight ball
It ain't that ********' hard

I'm standing up to all my abuse
Inexperience is where I lose
I'm struggling to keep my edge

With two hookers and an eight ball
Baby, for all the fine ladies
Falling out of my Mercedes and into the eighties
With a bad case of rabies and a high-top fade

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this s**t
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I'm not that ******** wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that ******** wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that ******** wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

Puppy dog
Puppy dog

Eight ball *****'s for all the stolen goods
I rock them bitches and get freekydeeky
With the front row tickets for all of my bitches
'Cause my momma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this s**t
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that i write this s**t
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool  

[Jonnnn]

Like our first lyric war, I demand a third party theme and a vote to decide the winner.

Until then, I'll respond to your lyrics.

Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?
Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still...

Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?
Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still...

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo, they think you're dumb.
I think you're smart.
No, wait, I lied-
I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb.
I think you're smart.
No, wait, I lied-
I think you're dumb.

Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?

You stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?
Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still...

Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?
Is this accessible enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still...

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo, they think you're dumb.
I think you're smart.
No, wait, I lied-
I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb.
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied-
I think you're dumb.

Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?

You stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.

It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.

It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.

You stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ******** stupid ********.

Nana,
Nana,
Nana,
Nanananana.  

[nitnit]

Hey - dickface - hey
This goes out to all my whores
This one goes out to my whores
Niggers and ******** with my style... ******** with my flow
Hey - dickface - hey - ooh
Hey - dickface - hey - ooh
(all of the best came here??)
Gettin' down tonight
This one goes out to my whores
Niggers and ******** with my style... ******** with my flow
This goes out to all my whores
This one goes out to my whores
Niggers and ******** with my style... ******** with my flow
Niggers and ******** with my style... ******** with my... ******** with my flow...  

[Jonnnn]

i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
you ain't no operator, so who the ******** are you then
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
if you don't hit those faders i wont ever stop
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
with a to the and a with a
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
you ain't no operator
you ain't no operator
i wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
pretty
down, get down, gettin' down with my bad self
get down, get down, gettin' down with my bad self
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
you stupid man, you try to get information
for what, for why, for this is not a resident
no, this is mine *****, this is mine
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a ********' tornado
i wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
pretty
down, get down, gettin' down with my bad self
get down, get down, gettin' down with my bad self
get down
rock this joint *****
rock this joint *****
rock this joint *****
in an old school way
rock this joint *****
rock this joint *****
rock this joint *****
in an old school way  

[nitnit]

lemme tell ya now
i came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
let's go inside my astral plane
find out my mental based on instrumental
records hey so i can write monumental
methods, im not the king but niggazz is decaf
i stick 'em for the cream check it
just how deep can s**t get get deeper then your fists
and brothers is mad pissed accept it
in your cross colored clothes you crossed over
now youre totally crossed out and kriss kross
who da boss niggazz get tossed to da side
and im the dark side i am the force of course
its the method man from the wu tang clan
i be hectic and comin' for that head piece protect ******** it two tears in a bucket
niggazz want the ruckus? yo bust it at me son now bust it
stylez i get buckwild method man on some ********' niggazz foul son im sick
insane crazy drivin' miss daisy
how the ******** am i? now i got mine im swayze
is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really
real son lemme know it's real
load it up and kill one
load it up and kill one
load it up and kill one
if it's really real
when i was a little stereo
i used to be the champion
i always wonder
when i will be the number one hey hey hey
and now you listen to me darcon darcon
and all you niggazz come and test me test me
im gonna lick out your brains
brothers wanna hang with the meth bring a rope
cuz the only way you hang is by the neck
***** pump off a set comin' through all your projects
take it as a threat or better yet it is a promise
comin' like a vet on some old vietnam s**t
you can bet your bottom dollar that im on it
and itll get even worse word to god its the wu
comin' through takin niggazz 'fore they're
gone gone gone gone gone gone
move'n to your left
i came to represent and carve my name within your chest
you can come test realize it's no contest son
i'm the gun who won that old wild west
quick on the draw with my hands on the floor
lovin' all those goddamn funky rhymes galore
check it cuz i think not when its hip hop like propa
rhymes be the proof when im drinkin ninety proof vodka
no o.j. no no straw
when you give it to me yeah give it to me raw i
burn
give it to me raw
i burn
chest hairs
i dont need no chemical blow to pull no ho' no
all i need is chemical bank to pay her up
is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really
real son lemme know it's
1 2 3 4
kill ******** it up and kill ******** it up and kill one
lemme know it's real  

[Jonnnn]

damnit D:


dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
i said dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends - they're for my friends
they're for my friends
dicks! friends!

dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
i said dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends - they're for my friends
they're for my friends
dicks! friends! my house!
dicks! friends!  

[nitnit]

wow, l2msi


you guys man - you gotta get organized - come on
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck - d**k

play that record backwards
here's a message yo for the suckas
play that record backwards
and go ******** yourself

play that record backwards
it's a message from aaaaaawwwwww
play that record backwards
and go go gogogogo

kill ******** go kill yourself... ******** go kill ******** go kill... yourself

hate and devour the young
and the weaker ones and don't forget the guns
you're gonna need 'em to go kill yourself
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy...
Yourself
Yourself
Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now

hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
And don't forget to go go gogogogo
Kill ******** go kill yourself... ******** go kill ******** go kill... yourself

hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy...
Yourself
Yourself
Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now

[Backwards:]
clean your room
do your homework
don't stay out too late
eat your vegetables
put away your toys
don't sit too close to the TV
get dressed for church  

[Jonnnn]

I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that aint no ******** lie

I am the mastermind
It's just a problem of mine
It's like columbine
co-lum-bine

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right
This Message cannot be denied

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right

I am the mastermind
Underline mastermind
Until your pencil breaks

I am the mastermind
Just like a suicide
Your Credit has been denied
De-nied

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right
This s**t gonna turn your mamma white

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right

Oh Pennsylvania
Oh Pennsylvania
Oh Pennsylvania
Oh Pennsylvania

I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry

I am the mastermind
And now that im satisfied
It's time to say goodbye
Good-bye

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right
I will not apologise

Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Whats that ruckus
Coming through the night
Thats right
Thats right
Thats right  

[nitnit]

This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all downhill from here..
It's all downhill...

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

(bam bam bam bam oooooooo)

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

(oooooooo)

This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all downhill from here..
It's all downhill...

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

Takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one

[Mix of prior lyrics and inaudible]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all.... down.... hill.... from... here.  

[Jonnnn]

You win this battle. I demand a theme from a third party to decide the war.  

[nitnit]

Define theme  

[Jonnnn]

Anything that isnt a single artist. Can be a genre, idea, whatever.  

[nitnit]

in b4 michael RD, raike, or phoenix saying "sonic the hedgehog"  

[Shigeru the Hero]

Facism, go!