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Virti: hello all. Edward should be bringing Bella and Emmett soon so you should take a seat, and Alice, I now know what you were talking about
and you should have told me, that was a low blow.
Alice: sorry I thought you would want to find out on your own.
(Virti throws Alice a dirty look)
Esme: I see them coming, everyone sit down.
Carlisle: does everyone have what they want to say ready?
All: yes
(Edward, Bella and Emmett walked in)
Emmett: what is this? You said there would be coffee and angry neurotic people here.
Bella: he lied!
Emmett: how dare you.
Virti: Emmett, Bella please sit down.
Bella: why?
(virti gives bella and emmett a dirty look)
(They sat down)
Virti: you start Carlisle.
Carlisle: now Emmett, Bella we love you both, but you both have a large problem.I mean it started with one five minute trip to starbucks but now Bella you have sixteen caramel macchiato’s, and twelve expresso's a day. you spend all day there and your twitch has gotten way worse.its scaring Esme.
Bella: my twitch (twitch) is (twitch) fine.
Carlisle: no it's not.And you Emmett all you do is smell the caffeine and you get hyper it's disturbing all of us.
Rosalie: we haven't done anything in the least bit...well you know.
Emmett: sorry about that but the caffeine it's so GOOOD.
Rosalie: yeah well I have needs.
Jasper and Virti: ooh burn
Carlisle: stop it you two.
(Virti and Jasper look guilty)
Virti: okay Edward you go.
Edward: Bella you are disturbing me. the twitching is one thing but the hyperness, oh my goodness you're worse then Alice whenshe got a karaoke machine.
Bella: I am not.
Edward: Bella you're bouncing in your seat as we speak.
Bella: so?
Edward: so, so Bella you can't stay still you haven't slept in forty days.
Bella: you don't sleep either.
Edward: I can't sleep.
Bella: well neither can I.
Edward: Bella it's physically impossible for me to sleep.
Bella: so what I don't want to sleep.
Edward: you need to sleep Bella, you are human.
Bella: for now.
Edward: but none the less still human.
Virti: okay, Jasper tell Bella and Emmett what you have to say.
Jasper: your excitement makes me excited and then I can't calm you down,then my excitement makes Alice more exited then she usually is ,then we're both excited,then stuff happens and then we don't stop because of our excitement-well let's put it this way it's not something the family wants to hear.
Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Edward: that's for sure.
Bella: THUNDERBOLT!
Emmett: LIGHTENING!
Bella: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!
Virti: What are they doing?
Edward: they're randomly screaming lyrics from bohemian rhapsody.
Virti: oh okay that's normal.
Alice: it'll stop in a second.
Bella: GALILEO!
Emmett: GALILEO!
Virti: STOP IT!
Bella: sorry (twitch)
Jacob: can i say something?
Virti: go for it.
Jacob: Bella it was a big mistake introducing you to coffee I'm sorry but (he grabs bella by the shoulders) seriously taking the big one to starbucks was your fault but anyway so... (he shakes bella repeatedly)SNAP OUT OF IT!
Bella: okay fine no more coffee but (twitch) I can't control Emmett.
Emmett: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.
Virti: I think I need to see Emmett alone, you all can go now.
All: bye.
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Part three
Part Two
Part One
This is a fanfic season finally
Virti: hello all. Edward should be bringing Bella and Emmett soon so you should take a seat, and Alice, I now know what you were talking about
and you should have told me, that was a low blow.
Alice: sorry I thought you would want to find out on your own.
(Virti throws Alice a dirty look)
Esme: I see them coming, everyone sit down.
Carlisle: does everyone have what they want to say ready?
All: yes
(Edward, Bella and Emmett walked in)
Emmett: what is this? You said there would be coffee and angry neurotic people here.
Bella: he lied!
Emmett: how dare you.
Virti: Emmett, Bella please sit down.
Bella: why?
(virti gives bella and emmett a dirty look)
(They sat down)
Virti: you start Carlisle.
Carlisle: now Emmett, Bella we love you both, but you both have a large problem.I mean it started with one five minute trip to starbucks but now Bella you have sixteen caramel macchiato’s, and twelve expresso's a day. you spend all day there and your twitch has gotten way worse.its scaring Esme.
Bella: my twitch (twitch) is (twitch) fine.
Carlisle: no it's not.And you Emmett all you do is smell the caffeine and you get hyper it's disturbing all of us.
Rosalie: we haven't done anything in the least bit...well you know.
Emmett: sorry about that but the caffeine it's so GOOOD.
Rosalie: yeah well I have needs.
Jasper and Virti: ooh burn
Carlisle: stop it you two.
(Virti and Jasper look guilty)
Virti: okay Edward you go.
Edward: Bella you are disturbing me. the twitching is one thing but the hyperness, oh my goodness you're worse then Alice whenshe got a karaoke machine.
Bella: I am not.
Edward: Bella you're bouncing in your seat as we speak.
Bella: so?
Edward: so, so Bella you can't stay still you haven't slept in forty days.
Bella: you don't sleep either.
Edward: I can't sleep.
Bella: well neither can I.
Edward: Bella it's physically impossible for me to sleep.
Bella: so what I don't want to sleep.
Edward: you need to sleep Bella, you are human.
Bella: for now.
Edward: but none the less still human.
Virti: okay, Jasper tell Bella and Emmett what you have to say.
Jasper: your excitement makes me excited and then I can't calm you down,then my excitement makes Alice more exited then she usually is ,then we're both excited,then stuff happens and then we don't stop because of our excitement-well let's put it this way it's not something the family wants to hear.
Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Edward: that's for sure.
Bella: THUNDERBOLT!
Emmett: LIGHTENING!
Bella: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!
Virti: What are they doing?
Edward: they're randomly screaming lyrics from bohemian rhapsody.
Virti: oh okay that's normal.
Alice: it'll stop in a second.
Bella: GALILEO!
Emmett: GALILEO!
Virti: STOP IT!
Bella: sorry (twitch)
Jacob: can i say something?
Virti: go for it.
Jacob: Bella it was a big mistake introducing you to coffee I'm sorry but (he grabs bella by the shoulders) seriously taking the big one to starbucks was your fault but anyway so... (he shakes bella repeatedly)SNAP OUT OF IT!
Bella: okay fine no more coffee but (twitch) I can't control Emmett.
Emmett: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.
Virti: I think I need to see Emmett alone, you all can go now.
All: bye.
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Part three
Part Two
Part One
