-giggles histerically- *SPOILER ALERT*

[WineChan]

OK, I thought it over, and breakign dawn was officialy the funiest book ever. xd

1-At the battle between the volturi, bella stated many times as she was staring at Marcus, of the black triangle, just look bored.

She kept on saying it when ever Bella looked over to Aro, Marcus, and Caius.

She said:
"Aro seemed to have a strange blankness behidn the facade. As if his scheming was over. Caius, was cleary incensed, but his rage was toward inward now; he was resigned. Marcus looked................like he was bored."

rofl She said that like so many times.

2-Don't you just love the jokes that Jacob made about rosalie?

My favorite was:

J:"Hey, you know how to drown a blondie?"

R:".........."

J:"Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

I've never heard of that joke, did any of you did?

3-Did you see the chapter titles that was in Jacob's POV? It was histerical. One was really sad, yet little funny, you know the one titled:

17. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? THE WIZARD OF OZ? YOU NEED A BRAIN? YOU NEED A HEART? GO AHEAD. TAKE MINE. TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE.  

[Virti]

this entire book was actually dark satire  

[Sitting On Cloud 9]

I will admit there were parts that made me laugh, but nothing that stood out. This is my least favorite of the four. sad Quite frankly there's a lot that's just stupid, or emo crap (*book 2 Jacob*)  

[Polyhymnia]

I like love stories..so i am quite happy with it. A perfect finish to the Bella and Edward story!  

[x_Hoe-Chan_x]

Sitting On Cloud 9

I will admit there were parts that made me laugh, but nothing that stood out. This is my least favorite of the four. sad Quite frankly there's a lot that's just stupid, or emo crap (*book 2 Jacob*)

I know! it was the worst of them all!
i did love jake's POV tho.....  

[Lindini]

bahaha, in the volturi scene i was laughing SO HARD at marcus!!! xd the man is freaking hilarious. i can just picture everyone standing around, being shocked when a gaping hole rips the earth open, and he's just standing there looking at it like it's the most inconsequential thing that's ever happened to him!  

[Lucy the Imaginary Ninja]

I laughed extremely hard when Bella woke up and was like, "Why am I covered in feathers?"

And it was CLASSIC when Bella beat Emment, then went all karate on the wall. xDD  

[Emo Oompa Loompa]

Imaginary Ninja

I laughed extremely hard when Bella woke up and was like, "Why am I covered in feathers?"

And it was CLASSIC when Bella beat Emment, then went all karate on the wall. xDD

I know right and when Jacob nicknamed Renesme Nessy and Bella exploded and said something like your naming my baby after the loch ness monster!  

[kira kira fuwa fuwa]

I only wanted 2 things out of the book:
The marriage and Bella being a vampire.

I also wanted them to have sex finally, and it was awesome.
I lol'd so hard when I found out what Edward had done. Poor pillows.
wink  

[Koneko Tsukino]

I was so satisfied with this book. I feel very content.
I LOVE Emmett's jokes. He's amazing.  

[fancy-painted-boats-]

yeah, this book was GOOD. and almost all of jacobs chapter names made me laugh "sure as hell didnt see that one coming" etc. and the ending was perfect. i would have NEVER expected what happened in this book! i loved the surprise!  

[MusicGNote]

Lmao. I loved Jacob's chapters, Bella exploding on him, Jacob's jokes, and Marcus's boredness. It was all perfect. My family must have thought I'd lost it because I was laughing so much. Lmao... I also laughed when I read the first chapter the day before, in the book store. I started cracking up when Charlie did, I just knew he'd gone crazy. I loved it when he said "but you have to tell your mother!" Lmao... so hilarious.  

[alexx1818]

i loved how marcus was so bored and just ready to leave. it was great. i was kind of annoyed with the volturi part of the book though. i was expecting this huge fight to the finish that would change the lives of vampires forever, but they just showed up, argued for 20 pages and then left. it was pointless.

jacob's blond jokes were hilarious. i loved how he always called rosalie "blondie". i about died when he threw his "doggy bowl" at rosalie and GOT FOOD IN HER HAIR!

i loved emmett too. his sex jokes were so funny.

some of the aspects of this book bothered me, but i'm content with it. eclipse is still my favorite though.  

[XxThe apocalyptic sporkxX]

I love how Jacob was always making the blond jokes about Rosalie. The how to drown a blond had to be my favorite. I was laughing my pants off at Marcus and his extrem case of boredom. Jacob's chapter titles were hilarious, I was wondering why his chapters didn't have a table of contents then I realized how long they were. >.<

 

[Emo Oompa Loompa]

XxThe apocalyptic sporkxX

I love how Jacob was always making the blond jokes about Rosalie. The how to drown a blond had to be my favorite. I was laughing my pants off at Marcus and his extrem case of boredom. Jacob's chapter titles were hilarious, I was wondering why his chapters didn't have a table of contents then I realized how long they were. >.<

Yeah that was funny too!