You might be a goth hick.....

[ceilisidhe]

...if your coffin's on cinder blocks in the front yard.

...if it's lined with a velvet confederate flag.

...if you and your dog share the same spiked collar.  

[ceilisidhe]

...you get up at 4 am every morning to gather eggs from the raven coop.

...you think Dolly Parton should be the lead singer for Switchblade Symphony.  

[AngelAmy]

o.O  

[Princess Sugar Tits]

... I hate hicks,rednecks and hillbillies..They should all die..  

[Dr_lecter1988]

if your beer is called "Bloodwiser"(sorry, bad idea)

if you have a black tractor with psuedo-velvet seats.  

[Dr_lecter1988]

IF you use Stone Gargoyles instead of Stuffed scarecrows to scare crows away from the fields  

[Piergrin]

You people.... scare me. That's not easy.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Piergrin

You people.... scare me. That's not easy.

We're an interesting guild to say the least....  

[Dearest Darling`]

Piergrin

You people.... scare me. That's not easy.

I know! whee heart *does silly dance*  

[Kostbarer Alptraum]

Piergrin

You people.... scare me. That's not easy.

Lmao.

 

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Dr_lecter1988

if your beer is called "Bloodwiser"(sorry, bad idea)

if you have a black tractor with psuedo-velvet seats.

Bloodwiser. *chuckles* Oh, that's good. Fermented blood.. yum. xd  

[_Built_to_Offend_666]

youd be a redneck hick if (Jeff Foxworthy comes baring a lawsuit...)

oh crap! eek
lol...

(Rednecks = low lifeform, funny to make fun of blaugh
Goths = highest form of life
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_____________________
Redneck Goth= Some very lost soul who seriously needs help xd
)  

[lurichan]

...if you spray paint your wife beater shirts black

...if you use motor oil as hair dye

...if you hold blood chugging contests in your back yard

...if your cloths were originally white and got black due to wear

...if you think BDSM means Best Damned Sunday Movies

...if you think an ash tray doubles as an incense holder

...if you keep an alter on top of your TV

...if you cover your couch cushions in black plastic  

[Dr_lecter1988]

fermented blood would have lactic acid in it. if i remember my biology right(considerign I'm a bio major i should know this. i probably don't though), only plants make alcohol when they ferment.  

[themagikat]

...if your bottle of whisky holds the green fairy.

...if your late sister, mother, and grandmother are all buried out back in the dress.

(that ones a stretch, can anyone make it sound better? [relates to incest] lol)

...if your trench coat doubles as a mule harness

...if you crop dust the graveyards out back