Corrupt a Wish 2

[Drake_XIV]

Many of you remember Raike's original Corrupt a Wish, which died in July. I have chose to bring it back. The rules are simple: make a wish, and twist the words in a way that makes it like the person never gets it. Then after corrupting, ask for a wish.

Example:
Wish: I wish for a million dollars.
Good Corruption: It's all in pennies and lands on your head.
Bad Corruption: A cow says moo.

So, basically, your corruption has to make sense AND has to do with the wish. Also, specifically at tehdrummer, NO SPAMMING!!!!  

[Drake_XIV]

I'll start...

I wish that McCain doesn't become president.  

[da burner123]

granted
but now rod bloglivich takes the seat in senate and takes the state of Illinois down with him

i wish that we found a clean energy source  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted! But little kiddies used up all the hydrogen doing weird crazy stuff.

I wish I had my EVGA 8800GT Superclocked Edition Video card.
I actually do plan on getting it this year so wish me luck. with the additon of a Logitech G11 Gaming keyboard

and Z0mg NFSUnlimited has this game too!  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but it randomly combusts as you boot the computer up.

I wish I was a music wiz. 3nodding  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but you're burned at the stake for referring to yourself as a wiz.

I wish I didn't need to wear my glasses so high up on my face.  

[Muleferdan]

pathetic_negi_magician

Granted, but you're burned at the stake for referring to yourself as a wiz.

I wish I didn't need to wear my glasses so high up on my face.

Granted but they are too low and they fall off and break. Later you step on a piece of the lens and bleed to death.

I wish we didn't have to play speedball in gym tomorrow.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you are forced to play water polo with a punch of pros and drown.

I wish that I could kill anyone and get away with it...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but moments after your death you realize the folly of getting away with your own death.

I wish I was fire proof.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, But you still die by battery acid gloves.

I wish I had a credit card.  

[Visp]

Granted, but now your up to your neck in debt! you now live under a bridge...they call you smelly KraZyAmmo.

I wish i had robot legs  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted!... but they're not covered by your insurance, and give you problems every step of the way.

I wish homework did itself.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it does F level work.

I wish we didn't have English as a subject...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. Now it's Japanese.

I wish I was right.  

[Visp]

Granted... but gypsy people steal you and make you tell peoples fortunes all day long, because you are never wrong

I wish i knew where my pants are