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here's a montrous update, extracted from the imbd.com place:
Memorable Quotes from
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Hagrid: You're the boy who lived.
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[after Harry mentions Fluffy to Hagrid]
Hagrid: Who told you 'bout Fluffy?
Ron: Fluffy?
Hermione: That thing has a name?
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Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
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Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do!
Harry: Who doesn't?
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Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious...
Harry: Excuse me, sir, but what's curious?
Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. The phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand... when its brother gave you that scar.
Harry: [puts a hand to his forehead] And who did that wand belong to?
Mr. Ollivander: Oh, we do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you, Mr. Potter. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.
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Dumbledore: Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin.
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Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
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[Talking about Fluffy]
Hagrid: I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the...
Harry: Yes?
Hagrid: I shouldn't have told you that. No more questions, don't ask anymore questions!
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Hagrid: [explaining how to get past Fluffy] You just play a bit of music and he'll fall right to sleep... I shouldn't have told you that!
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[in the Devil's Snare]
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
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Hermione: [after Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking] He's not relaxing, is he?
Harry: Apparently not.
Hermione: I remember reading about this in herbology... Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare..."It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun". That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! Lumos Solem!
[she exerts a type of sunlight from her wand. Ron falls to the ground below]
Ron: [sigh] Lucky we didn't panic.
Harry: Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology.
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Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
Harry: I'm a what?
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Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said, besides, you don't even know how to fly!
[Harry ignores Hermione, giving Malfoy an evil look, he flies up. The class stare up at him]
Hermione: What an idiot!
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Draco Malfoy: [picks up Neville's Rememberall] Did you see his face? Maybe if that fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat a**.
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Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are.
Harry: Not as good as you.
Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful.
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Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like . . real wizard's chess, do you?
[one of the giant white pawns crosses the board, and smashes the black pawn with a violent blow]
Ron: Yes, Hermione, I think this is going to be exactly like wizard's chess.
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Harry: I swear I don't know. One second the glass was there and the next it was gone. It was like magic.
Uncle Vernon: There is no such thing as magic!
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Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask you yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe... you must be a Weasley.
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Dumbledore: What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows.
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[about Every Flavor Beans]
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee.
[eats it]
Dumbledore: ...Ah, alas, earwax.
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Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Levio-sar
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Hermione: I'm really sorry about this, Neville.
[raises her wand]
Hermione: Petrificus Totalus!
[Neville's arms snap to his sides, and he drops to the floor, frozen stiff as a board]
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.
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Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune!
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Percy Weasley: And keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change.
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Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Come along, Fred. You first.
George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. And you call yourself our mother...
Molly Weasley: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George.
[Fred approaches the barrier with his trolley]
Fred Weasley: Only kidding, I am Fred!
[he runs through the barrier to the platform]
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Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic! We've got final exams coming up soon.
Ron: I'm ready! Ask me any questions.
Hermione: All right, what's the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?
Ron: I forgot.
Hermione: And what may I ask do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam?
Ron: Copy off you?
Hermione: No, you won't! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us!
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Aunt Petunia: This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dying it.
Harry: But that's Dudley's old uniform! It'll fit me like bits of old elephant skin.
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Professor Severus Snape: For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood making a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a Beozar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconyte. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?
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Harry: Good of you to get us out of trouble like that.
Ron: Mind you, we did save her life!
Harry: Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.
Ron: What are friends for?
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Hagrid: Blimey, I'd love a dragon.
Harry: You'd like a dragon?
Hagrid: Fascinating but misunderstood beasts, Harry. Fascinating but misunderstood.
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Professor Quirrel: Troll! In the dungeons!
[looks sick]
Professor Quirrel: Thought you ought to know.
[faints and crumples onto the floor]
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Seamus Finnigan: I'm half and half. Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
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Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
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Caretaker Argus Filch: A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.
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Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?
Harry: A little.
Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry: What happened?
Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.
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Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?
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Professor McGonagall: Dumbledore, you can't honestly be serious about leaving the boy here? I've been watching them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are...
Dumbledore: The only family he has.
Professor McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.
Dumbledore: Exactly. He's much better off growing up away from all of that... until he is ready.
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Harry: I can't be a wizard. I'm just Harry, just Harry.
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Ron: I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley.
Harry: I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
Ron: So... so it's true! I mean, do you really have the... the...
Harry: The what?
Ron: [in a hushed tone] The scar?
[Harry shows him the scar on his forehead]
Ron: Wicked!
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Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few...
[stares at Draco Malfoy]
Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.
[notices Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to NOT-PAY-ATTENTION.
[steps over to Harry]
Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new... celebrity.
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Neville Longbottom: [about his new Remembrall] It glows when you've forgotten something. Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.
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Ron: I think we've been a bad influence on her.
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Ron: It's you that has to go on, Harry. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You!
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Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
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Dumbledore: Only a person who wanted to find the Stone - find it, but not use it - would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me, that is saying something.
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Dumbledore: And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.
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[Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet - then the cat sitting at the head of the class transforms into her]
Ron: That was bloody brilliant!
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
Ron: We got lost.
Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.
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Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?
Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!
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[looking at a recently-hatched dragon]
Hagrid: Isn't he beautiful? Oh, bless him! Look! He knows his mummy! Hallo, Norbert!
Harry: Norbert?
Hagrid: Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?
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Ron: Immortal?
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: [angry] I know what it means!
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Ron: Mental that one, I'm telling you.
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Harry: [on how Hagrid is refusing to say Voldemort's name] Maybe if you wrote it down...
Hagrid: Nah. Can't spell it.
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[about the Bludgers]
Oliver Wood: Nasty little buggers.
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Hagrid: You all right there, Harry? You seem very quiet.
Harry: He killed my parents, didn't he?
[puts a hand to his scar]
Harry: The one who gave me this?
[Hagrid is silent]
Harry: You know, Hagrid. I know you do.
[Hagrid sighs and pushes his bowl aside]
Hagrid: First - and understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important - not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A while back, there was one that went as bad as you can go...
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Lord Voldemort: There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it...
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[Harry enters the hidden chamber where the Sorcerer's Stone is being kept, expecting to see Snape - but instead he sees Quirrel]
Harry: You!
Professor Quirrel: I wondered whether I'd be meeting you here, Potter.
Harry: But I thought... Snape...
Professor Quirrel: Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Why, next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?
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Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!
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Uncle Vernon: He will not be going! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish!
Harry: You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?
Aunt Petunia: How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter. And then she had you, and I knew you'd be the same. Just as strange, just as... abnormal. And then if you please, he went and got himself blown up, and we got landed with you.
Harry: Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!
Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash kill Lily and James Potter?
Aunt Petunia: We had to say something.
Hagrid: It's an outrage! It's a scandal!
Uncle Vernon: He will not be going!
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great muggle like yourself is gonna stop him, are ya?
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[after being in the Dark Forest]
Harry: I think if he had the chance, he would have killed me tonight.
Ron: And to think, I've been worrying about my potions final.
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Professor McGonagall: [on Harry and Ron beating the Mountain Troll] Five points will be awarded to each of you...
[Ron and Harry smile at each other]
Professor McGonagall: ...for sheer dumb luck.
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Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood just told us.
Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.
George Weasley: Our job is to make sure you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, though. Rough game, Quidditch.
Fred Weasley: Brutal, but no one died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they always turn up in a month or two!
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Professor Severus Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
[after Harry, Ron, and Hermoine fail to provide an answer]
Professor Severus Snape: You ought to be more careful. People with think you're...
[sees Harry staring at him]
Professor Severus Snape: up... to something.
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Professor McGonagall: Nothing, I repeat, nothing... gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken.
Harry: 50?
[Ron and Hermione also looking shocked, Draco smirking]
Professor McGonagall: Each.
[Harry's mouth drops open]
Professor McGonagall: And to ensure it doesn't happen again... all four of you will receive detention.
Draco Malfoy: [smirk suddenly fades and steps up] Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us.
Professor McGonagall: No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours... You will join your classmates in detention.
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[Hagrid's sad about Norbert being taken away]
Caretaker Argus Filch: For God's sake, pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about ya...
Draco Malfoy: The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are...
[a howling noise is heard]
Draco Malfoy: ...werewolves.
Caretaker Argus Filch: Oh, there's more than werewolves in those trees, you can be sure of that. Nighty night.
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Harry: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 and 3 quarters?
Station Guard: 9 and 3 quarters? Think you're being funny do ya?
[muttering to himself]
Station Guard: 9 and 3 quarters!
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[stepping over Neville lying on the floor, whom Hermione has petrified using the "Petrificus Totalus Curse"]
Harry: Sorry.
Hermione: Sorry.
Ron: It's for your own good, you know.
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Ron: I look good!
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Dudley Dursley: [on Dudley's birthday] How many are there?
Uncle Vernon: 36, counted them myself.
Dudley Dursley: 36! But last year... last year I had 37!
Uncle Vernon: Yes, yes, but some of them are quite bigger than last year's.
Dudley Dursley: I don't care how big they are!
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Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
Harry: Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin.
Sorting Hat: Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And Slytherin can help you on your way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No?
Harry: Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.
Sorting Hat: Alright, then. Better be... GRYFFINDOR!
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[Hagrid has just very aggressively knocked down the door where the Dursleys are staying]
Hagrid: [Calmly] Sorry 'bout that
[Picks door up and slams it back in place]
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Sorting Hat: Ah! Another Weasley. I know just what to do with you.
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[showing Harry the Golden Snitch]
Harry: I like this ball.
Oliver Wood: Ah, you like it now. Just wait. It's wicked fast, and damn near impossible to see.
Harry: What do I do with it?
Oliver Wood: You catch it. Before the other team's seeker. Catch this, and the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.
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Seamus Finnigan: Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum, turn this water into rum.
[he checks the goblet, then tries again]
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it into rum. He actually managed a weak tea yesterday! Before...
[explosion]
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Professor McGonagall: Are the rumors true, Albus?
Dumbledore: I'm afraid so, Professor. The good... and the bad.
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Hermione: Honestly, don't you two read?
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[Hagrid tells Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco to split into pairs and search the Forbidden Forest]
Draco Malfoy: Okay. Then I get Fang!
Hagrid: Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward.
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[after seeing Ron's queen destroy Harry's knight]
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's wizard's chess.
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Harry: Say, Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?
Percy Weasley: That's Professor Snape, head of Slytherin House.
Harry: What does he teach?
Percy Weasley: Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for *years*.
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Draco Malfoy: You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
[he holds out his hand, which Harry doesn't take]
Harry: I think I can choose the wrong sort for myself, thanks.
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Nearly Headless Nick: Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor!
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Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.
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Mr. Ollivander: The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why.
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Seamus Finnigan: [in Charms class] Wingardium Leviosa. Wingar...
[BOOM]
Harry: I think we're going to need another feather over here, professor.
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[in King's Cross]
Hagrid: What are you lookin' at?
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Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
[Hermione comes up from behind them and rushes past, in tears]
Harry: I think she heard you.
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Ron: [looking for information about Nicholas Flamell] We must have looked a hundred times.
Hermione: [leaning closer] Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.
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Hermione: [putting a large book on the table] I got this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?
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Hagrid: If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gets up to any mischief, you could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears, to go with that tail.
Harry: But, Hagrid, we,re not allowed to do magic outside Hogwarts.
Hagrid: I know that, but your cousin don't, do he?
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[last lines]
Hermione: It seems strange to be going home, doesn't it?
Harry: [looking at Hagrid] I'm not going home... not really.
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[first lines]
Professor McGonagall: [as a cat]
[meows]
Dumbledore: I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
[Professor McGonagall transforms to human]
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[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus Snape: You don't know? Well, let's try again... Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: Pity... clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?
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[Harry trying to get Neville's Rememberall]
Harry: Give it here, Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom!
Draco Malfoy: Is that so?
Harry: [Harry makes a grab for Malfoy but Malfoy moves]
Draco Malfoy: Have it your way then.
[Malfoy throws the Rememberall]
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Hermione: You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
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Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?
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