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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:50 pm
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So, I am getting sick a tired of all the gunnoobs at my school -.- So, gather round and let me tell you girl-scouts a few stories.
So, there is the boy in my class named Kyle. After he sat next to me last year I figured out something about hit. He is a ******** moron. So, one day when we were studying the Peloponnesean War,, Kyle starts talking about how he could kill the entire Spartan Army with an Uzi. So I told Kyle, 'No, dumbass, by the time the first one hit the ground you would be a pincussion' He relied with: 'Not if I pop a cap in all their asses like this *Pretends to hold a gun sideways and makes a terribly awful attempt at the sound of an Uzi*' Needless to say, I facepalmed.
This one is much shorter but basically it took me 20 mins to convince my friend Rick that the U.S Military did not use the AK-47.
Oh, and all the Halofags at my school think Masterchief could take down a Deathwing Terminator. rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:25 pm
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Rommel_Desert_Fox war_junky 91 You would be slaughtered trying to take down the spartan army down with a divison of Abrams, let alone an Uzi, not to mention the number of rounds in a magazine for an Uzi, even the high capacity ones. Oh and on a more awesome/scary note. My new girlfriend's father helps make Abrams for a living. I disagree. A division of abrams could get the job done. 1. The spartan army would have probably s**t themselves from seeing a tank for the first time. 2. They didn't exactly have anti armor weapons. 3. Canister shot is quite a b***h. 4. Even if you run out of ammo you can run them over. 5. ??? 6. profit On a side note I was arguing toxins with a guy. If you read my argument with someone about the original grenades in the gunny show thread it's the same guy. Anyway he claims he has a toxin he could put on a dart and if said dart hit someone the toxin would kill them in 3 seconds. Considering that most toxins from darts are spread through the body via blood flow it's humanly impossible for a toxin to be delivered that fast. xd Actually this also reminded me of something else I heard a couple years ago. Some dumbshit claimed his dad could tip an apache longbow sideways and keep it hovering with only the tail prop. xd 1.I lol'd at your counter argument (number 4 to be precise).
2.I wish we could watch that happen to see which side would win, you never know a smart spartan may find a way to beat the tanks!
3.I commented on the other read and at this point i'm wondering why you talked to that same guy more than once. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:45 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:39 am
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Quote: Quote: You would be slaughtered trying to take down the spartan army down with a divison of Abrams, let alone an Uzi, not to mention the number of rounds in a magazine for an Uzi, even the high capacity ones. Oh and on a more awesome/scary note. My new girlfriend's father helps make Abrams for a living. I disagree. A division of abrams could get the job done. 1. The spartan army would have probably s**t themselves from seeing a tank for the first time. 2. They didn't exactly have anti armor weapons. 3. Canister shot is quite a b***h. 4. Even if you run out of ammo you can run them over. 5. ??? 6. profit
Actually, I think a single Abrams could do it. Remember, Spartans fought with a phalanx. One HESH could take out the whole damn thing.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:48 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:05 am
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