Guess who I'm gonna kidnap!

[Epitaph Orealis]

You must guess. It will be easy. But I thought everyone should know.  

[Sanus Ex Machina]

OOH OOH OOH. I KNOW THIS ONE!
...o wait lulz. IDK, MY BFF JILL?!!!11

 

[Epitaph Orealis]

o:
You did not choose wisely.
I am disappointed.  

[Sanus Ex Machina]

;__;
y r u gona kidnap me mistur?!

 

[Epitaph Orealis]

You know why.
C: <  

[Sanus Ex Machina]

YA, 'CAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN HALO, DON'T YEW?! D:<

 

[Kamen Ride]

I could probably beat you in halo. I have no life though so that explains it. V.V

 

[Epitaph Orealis]

Halo does blow.
Real people play Fallout 3.

BUT I AM ALREADY SCHEMING C:<
SHE WILL BE MINE  

[Sanus Ex Machina]

>:[
REAL PEOPLE CAN'T AFFORD THE 360 TO PLAY FALLOUT 3.

 

[Epitaph Orealis]

I have a 360.
MORE REASON FOR YOU TO BE A WILLING ABDUCTEE.  

[Sanus Ex Machina]

WULL FINE. >:I

 

[Epitaph Orealis]

*Gets in a large, white, windowless van*  

[Epitaph Orealis]

My van is far superior.
It is like a closet on wheels!
With more candy!