I think I have two favorites from this war. The first begins with a waterbearer, who was so generously serving the warriors despite the fact that male waterbearers get thanked less. Anyway, he was just finishing with the Caidan Spartans (who, by the way, are fantastic), when a fighter from another unit yanked the water out of his hands and spat a "gimme that!" in his direction. Seeing this, the good Spartan was more than miffed. He very calmly took the offender by the scruff of his neck, lifted him off the feild, and informed him that he WOULD be appreciative of waterbearers from then on.
The other was after Starkhafn's "love train" had trampled half the enemies (and some friends). One good gentle needed help to his feet, and one of his comrades said "my lord, you've just been run over by 10,000 pounds of mean and nasty."
VE VICTUS!