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 Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:44 am
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Russia: Oh Hai, America... Dont worry about our "exercises" in the Caribbean...
USA: You sure? cause the last time you came down here, you brought ICBM's....
Russia: NO... silly America, we'd never do that... again. Promise! Pinky swear...
USA: Oh alright... just stay out of trouble down there...
Russia: No problem... oh and, yeah.. just overlook the billions of dollars my good friend Chavez "gave" me, in return for weapons, supplies and fighter jets. Its nothing, promise..
USA: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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CARACAS, Venezuela - Russian warships have ended training exercises with Venezuela's navy in Moscow's first such Caribbean deployment since the Cold War.
Russian television on Tuesday showed images of a Venezuelan-operated Sukhoi fighter jet swooping low over Russian warships in a simulated air attack.
The exercises that ended late Monday with a fireworks display included an air defense exercise and joint actions to spot, pursue and detain an intruding vessel, Russian navy spokesman Capt. Igor Dygalo said.
The Russian ships arrived in Venezuela last week in an operation widely seen as a show of Kremlin anger over the U.S. decision to deliver aid to Georgia aboard warships following that country's conflict with Russia.
President Hugo Chavez has said the naval exercises weren't meant as a provocation to the United States or any other nation. He has praised Russia for raising its profile in the Americas, while saying the U.S. Navy's recently reactivated Fourth Fleet poses a threat to Venezuela.
U.S. officials says the Fourth Fleet, which was dissolved after World War II, will help maintain security in the Caribbean and Latin America while performing humanitarian missions and counter-drug operations.
This week's joint naval exercises featured helicopters dropping special forces soldiers onto a ship as if it had been "seized by terrorists," according to a report on state-run Rossiya television.
Russia sent the nuclear-powered cruiser Peter the Great, the destroyer Admiral Chabanenko and support ships, and Russian television said they were joined by three Venezuelan frigates for the exercises, dubbed "Venrus 2008."
Rossiya television reported that the Venezuelan warships returned home and the Russian squadron left the area. It broadcast footage of a farewell fireworks display and Russian sailors waving their caps in a farewell gesture.
Russian television reported that the ships operated with joint Russian-Venezuelan crews. At one point, Rossiya reported, the commander of the Russian squadron captained a Venezuelan frigate while Venezuelan Rear Adm. Luis Morales acted as captain of the Peter the Great.
Soviet ships and planes regularly visited Cuba during the Cold War, but Russian troops have been largely absent from the region since the Soviet Union dissolved in 1991.
The Russian ships sailed into a Venezuelan port last week for a visit timed to coincide with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's talks with Chavez in Caracas.
Venezuela has bought more than $4 billion in Russian arms, including 100,000 Kalashnikov rifles, helicopters and the Sukhoi fighter jets used in this week's training.
Chavez, a former army paratroop commander, says he is trying to transform Venezuela into a socialist country, and views Russia as a key ally in moving toward a "multi-polar" world with less U.S. influence.
Venezuelan Defense Minister Gustavo Rangel was aboard one of the ships on Monday. Rossiya television showed him thanking the Russians and reciting the motto often used by Chavez: "Fatherland, socialism or death! We will prevail!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:40 pm
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SBBuckner Rommel_Desert_Fox Lucky for me i'm far from any worth while ICBM targets. But me and Crash aren't Crash: Leave some closet room for me ninja
I make no promises. biggrin but you can swing by anyway. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:46 pm
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Crash Maniac Fresnel Rommel_Desert_Fox Lucky for me i'm far from any worth while ICBM targets. Oh ********. Well, if the bomb drops in AZ, you can count on me not seeing any of you again... Well, lets see here... We've got Mira Mar Marine/Navy base in San Diego, Los Angeles Intr Airport, Ontario Intr Airport, March Army Reserve Base.... Pick a feature. Not to count the Nuclear Power station we have down between Me and San Diego.... Which if it went the way of a certain Russian Nuclear Power Station that i cant pronounce.... We'd all be glowing in the dark until we died from the radiation.
Chair-No-Bill. Or, Shehr-no-bill. I suppose it depends on dialect or something.
Chernobyl.
I don't think any of our power stations would epic fail.
I would hope that they have some type of containment in case of some kind of ballistic attack or bomb.
Also, I wonder what they would target in Minnesota.
Mall of America?
Airport? (main one) Mayo clinic?
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Hey, what's the, "gtfo" radius of an ICBM? |
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:28 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:50 pm
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Crash Maniac Fresnel Rommel_Desert_Fox Lucky for me i'm far from any worth while ICBM targets. Oh ********. Well, if the bomb drops in AZ, you can count on me not seeing any of you again... Well, lets see here... We've got Mira Mar Marine/Navy base in San Diego, Los Angeles Intr Airport, Ontario Intr Airport, March Army Reserve Base.... Pick a feature. Not to count the Nuclear Power station we have down between Me and San Diego.... Which if it went the way of a certain Russian Nuclear Power Station that i cant pronounce.... We'd all be glowing in the dark until we died from the radiation. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:10 pm
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