*IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIMES* Are Unicorns Real?

[thubui]

are unicorns real?
logical answer is: yes, they are. they are man, they are! scream wake up and smell the pixie dust scream any other opinions?  

[guygag]

hells yeah, i have one in my back yard, his name is Charlie  

[Commander Nitro]

they sure arent, jk, I bet they are in some way or another

 

[thubui]

guygag

hells yeah, i have one in my back yard, his name is Charlie

*gasps* really? i want one, but unicorns are rare, especially blue. cause that's my favorite color.  

[guygag]

Mine is turquoise and has magical powers, he can talk and likes to watch The Office all the time.  

[thubui]

laugh out loud. seriously?  

[Commander Nitro]

guygag

Mine is turquoise and has magical powers, he can talk and likes to watch The Office all the time.

thats retardedlly AWSOME  

[Commander Nitro]

meet my unicorn Charlie, hes still a baby so his horn isnt progressed yet  

[guygag]

Mine has a defect though, his horn has the characteristics of a p***s so its only straight when...well you get what I'm saying.  

[Commander Nitro]

wtf?! that is so ******** weird, but one time I saw a unicorn, this little s**t made a hole in my new pants and well lets just say, Elmers is a charity group, ~counts money~  

[guygag]

O_O  

[thubui]

wait....i dont get it at all.  

[cobthecobbler]

I have a unicorn, it exists in my pocket and survives only on pocket lint and metal. Sometimes it eats my leftover pizza that I save in my pocket for later, but other than that, he has a well balanced diet. His p***s is made of atomic waste, and hes a virgin. He uses his horn to make me bleed all the time, and when I slap him, he stabs my hand. His blood is made of soda, and his brain is made of gummy worms.  

[guygag]

Damn, what's his name  

[Commander Nitro]

can I eat him?