Curse you! - a game

[Henneth Annun]

This game is very simple. Just curse the person above you. Something silly and harmless, like these:

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May orange sqeeky balls bounce on your head for eternity!

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May neon green gum forever be stuck to the bottom of your shoe!

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Always shall you sit next to the crying baby on the airplane!

 

[Twisted Maggot]

^ May you always be forced to sit on the FLOOR of the bus! eek  

[Henneth Annun]

eek Oh dear god no....No! (I was on this trip once where the bus had a toilet in the back. Turns out a lot of the...stuff...inside that toilet spilled out onto the floor and went all over the floor of the bus. People had to sit with their feet underneath them and their bags on their laps the whole time. It was sickening. whee )

^ May your lightbulbs always burn out two minutes after you install them. xd  

[the_underworks]

May the sad clown handing out balloons to children always hand you a green one.  

[the_underworks]

May your paypal transfers always take 6 business days!

(they take 4-6 business days)  

[the_underworks]

May every electronic device you purchase have a dead pixel.  

[the_underworks]

Always shall you stumble upon the last square of toilet paper!  

[the_underworks]

May your smoke detector have a snooze button.  

[Twisted Maggot]

^ May you always be forced to pay extra when in a taxi  

[Henneth Annun]

Always shall your flights be delayed by two hours!  

[Henneth Annun]

May you get lost in a zoo for six hours!  

[the_underworks]

May all your toenails be unclipable.  

[Henneth Annun]

May your pens always run out of ink when you start to write and your pencils always break!  

[Henneth Annun]

May your clothing always get caught on your piercings/on fences and table edges  

[the_underworks]

May all your electronic devices have turrets.