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I saw it, and BASICALLY what I think is that:
Firstly: THIS SEEMS LIKE IT IS TOO SMART FOR ME. I don't think movies should make me feel inadequate, what with it's metaphors and similes and the like. I picked up on most of it though. Like how WARSHANK HATES WHORES. WHY!? CUZ HIS MOM IS ONE LOL. Especially the christ imagery.
ANYWAY:
What I liked:
Rawshack or whatever you spelled it. He's good, good p ersonality, different and INTERESTING but he is a bit too MONOTONE and BLAH for me.
I also liked the ending. BECAUSE IT ENDED after 3 excrutiating hours. But also they did a good kindn of ASSASSIN drama, kill 1 save thousands right? I liked that. ITS TOO BAD THEY DID IT AT THE BLOODY ENDING.
What I disliked;
Well firstly, that blue guy waving his willy and a** around! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?! SOME HOT PERSON!? SOME KIND OF BLUE MR CLEAN!? THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
I cringed everytime.
ALSO: I hated the ending. WHY!? Because there are loophole. How exactly do you get hold of a CANCER CREATING GAS?!!?? WHAT IS THATR!??!/ Also, how do you know Mr.Manhattan was going to Mars, WHY NOT EARTH!? How do YOU know everything Mr.Smart?! Exactly my point.
ALSO: The boring parts. As in the attempt at character building. Let me tell you IT FAILED. Dr.Manhattan could be a BRICK and I could care less about his non-existant emotions. Also, the flashbacks we're just CONFUSING they told the date and everything, but after the 4th or 5th or so of the characters (especially blue man and warshack) looking the EXACT SAME I was mind boggled.
Let me make my point. I DIDNT KNOW WHO THE HELL WARSHANK WARSHAG OR ******** was until HALFWAY THROUGH THE BLOODY MOVIE. Which might be a reason why I MISSED EVERYTHING. EXCEPT OF COURSE FOR THE GORE.
UNECESSARY GORE: WHY!?!?!?!? WHY!Y!?!?!?!?! I DO NOT NEED TO SEE SOMEONES ARM CUT OFF WITH A SAW. I think the director is DEMENTED.

Right. LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR: I HAVENT READ THE COMIC.
I COULD GIVE LESS OF A CRAP about reading that danmed comic. I've watched the movie, and I've seen the effects for it. The point of a movie is to be ENTERTAINING. They assumed I read the comic, which should be WRONG because NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO READ A BLOODY GRAPHIC NOVEL. I haven't read the comic, and I didn't know anything about the characters, but the movie just assumed I did and put me right in the spot of a NERD. So It was BORING like a SCIENCE CONVENTION. Plus, I also hated the characters to HELL so I don't want to read a bloody comic y'know why? CAUSE I SAW THE MOVIE WHICH SHOULD EXPLAIN WHAT THE COMIC DID. And it took a bloody LONG TIME TO DO SO and in a CRAPPY WAY.

Generally I DISLIKED THIS MOVIE. The characters we're too gritty, it had a plot that looked like it was thrown together, and kind of duck-taped together at the end.
BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL AMOUNT TO!?
The Earth living. BIG WOOP. We didn't see anyone celebrating, we didnt' see anyone be happy, all we saw was a guy get EXPLODED.

It's a bad movie. A good 6/10. I WOULD RATHER WATCH SPONGEBOB.

Or I could just be OUT OF MY MIND, and MISS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE MOVIE.Like I'm sure that 1000 brain-dead MORONS are going to tell me.


Read:

LAWWWLLLL
JUST REALIZED. THAT WAS THE FAVOURITE PART OF THE MOVIE FOR ME.

i didn't mind it. the action was pretty good, and so was the music. but i laughed most of the time, and i'm SURE it wasn't a comedy, so... yeah. but i had fun anyway. my college cousins kick a**. lol heart

As for the comic, you really shouldn't judge it based on the movie. That's like seeing a movie, and then reading the book it's based off of. Like those stupid Twilight fangirls who saw the movie and were like OMG, but then they're reading the book and making stupid comics. And as for the "gore" and the "sex," it's called a GRAPHIC novel for a reason, not only because it's in comic form, but it's for more mature readers.

You're right in some of your judgment, but you can't possibly hate the movie because it's got gore and whores. There are plenty of other movies that have more blood and guts, and other ones entirely based on sluts. It's supposed to be a gritty situation they're all dealing with, this is the TOUGH side of superheroism. But I, too, have not read the comic. So I'm not going to judge the movie very harshly.

Okay The two best characters in the movie were RORCHACH and the Comedian.

Rorchach- Someone with a mental illness that in our culture is looked on as evil and dangerous, is a hero, that saves lives and can clearly see the line between good and evil.

Comedian- A hero who isn't perfect like superman and batman. He did bad stuff, and his concious paid for it. He saw that no matter what there will always be bad and all you can do is keep it at bay. Oh and even at sixty years old, watching a music video drinking whiskey he kicked a**.