Fortunes In Bed...

[MystiBlu]

I was talking to Hazel the other day (yeah you know anything that starts out with that is gonna be bad) and she reminded me about this little game that I was introduced to a couple years ago when I was going through a Chinese Take Out phase. Here's how you play: You open your fortune cookie, read it aloud and add the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune. It is pretty damn scary how often it makes more sense!

So let me start out with a couple of my recent finds.....


You will gain a better understanding of yourself... In bed

The whole world is open for your exploration.... In bed  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

... I need to get some fortune cookies eek  

[Muter8291]

Wow
Your Right
I should get a carton of them  

[MystiBlu]

WoooHoooooo I got take out last night!!!!


A light heart carries you through all the hard times... In Bed  

[MystiBlu]

People have great respect for you... In bed


Damn right!!! LOL  

[MystiBlu]

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions... In bed


That's probably a good thing...  

[Ghost of Ryuu2]

Ooo...just in time.

Giving and forgiveness around you, a kind heart can open a new world for you...in bed.

WHAT!?

 

[Joeyfish5]

You are a humble person.. in bed  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

smiling often can make you look and feel younger in bed?  

[Chibi_Momoe]

I love this I always do the in bed game with fortunes...

You enjoy giving gifts of yourself to others you will be rewarded...In Bed

A Sweet Surprise Awaits You... In Bed

You will soon receive an unusual gift...In Bed

Sounds like I have something to look forward too heart  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time..in bed!

I am officially startled. wink
 

[JDBReaper]

found a site w/ fortune cookie quotes... so I can play mrgreen

a few:
Accept yourself... in bed
Be patient: in time, even an egg will walk... in bed
People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them... in bed
Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure... in bed ( mrgreen )  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Don't be afride of fear...in bed
 

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

In bed  

[hazel843]

MystiBlu

I was talking to Hazel the other day (yeah you know anything that starts out with that is gonna be bad)

Haha, pissed myself laughing at that

How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes in bed?

Haha, oh god I need to change my trousers