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OO23OO

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:38 pm


Today has done nothing but piss me the ******** off. I had to work, which is never any fun. Then, when I get out of work, I burn my trigger finger on a pan of chicken and tots because of the 4 year old oven mit that has more holes than swiss cheese. After that, I dropped one of the chicken patties on the floor in the kitchen. Do you have any idea how hard it is to type with little to no use of the index finger? It's a bear. Anyways, the biggest thorn in my side today. The girl I kinda have a relationship with decided to use me for a ride last night to go to some baby-machine's house and drink. Now others might not see a problem with this, but I'm straightedge. I'm against drinking, I'm against smoking, and I'm against the use of drugs. Anyways, she claims to have not known they were going to drink, I knew they were. What else are two queers and two females gunna do? Anyways, rather than let me know she was drinking, or ask if I had a problem with it, she decided to just jump right the ******** in! ******** b***h. Anways, I told her I'll talk to her again when I forgive her, which won't be for a while.

Sorry, I had to b***h to someone.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:53 pm


Ah ********! That sucks s**t.

I've only run into one thing that hampered my going to the range. My mother's birthday is right on the exact day they ******** open.
And Sunday there's a car show that I must go to.

:/
No range reports for the new Mosin, SKS, K31 or PSL.
:/


What were you hoping to shoot?


If you're still pissed I suggest you go to youtube and listen to this song,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIwUxq0BMSE

Don't have to watch the movie, just listen.

OberFeldwebel


OO23OO

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:03 am


OberFeldwebel
Ah ********! That sucks s**t.

I've only run into one thing that hampered my going to the range. My mother's birthday is right on the exact day they ******** open.
And Sunday there's a car show that I must go to.

:/
No range reports for the new Mosin, SKS, K31 or PSL.
:/


What were you hoping to shoot?


If you're still pissed I suggest you go to youtube and listen to this song,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIwUxq0BMSE

Don't have to watch the movie, just listen.
I had no plans to go shooting, but I always like to be ready for anything, that's one of the reasons I don't drink or drug, it's not as easy to think clearly and win a fight when you're messed up.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:37 am


OO23OO
OberFeldwebel
Ah ********! That sucks s**t.

I've only run into one thing that hampered my going to the range. My mother's birthday is right on the exact day they ******** open.
And Sunday there's a car show that I must go to.

:/
No range reports for the new Mosin, SKS, K31 or PSL.
:/


What were you hoping to shoot?


If you're still pissed I suggest you go to youtube and listen to this song,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIwUxq0BMSE

Don't have to watch the movie, just listen.
I had no plans to go shooting, but I always like to be ready for anything, that's one of the reasons I don't drink or drug, it's not as easy to think clearly and win a fight when you're messed up.


Oh ok, I thought you were and that's why you were pissed about burning your trigger finger.

You should try shooting with your other hand and build that up too.
Never know when it would come in handy.
Like, the next time your finger gets burned.

OberFeldwebel


Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:06 pm


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Nine.




... Eleven.

OberFeldwebel


Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:59 pm


OberFeldwebel
Desert_Fox_Rommel
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Nine.

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... Eleven.
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mrgreen
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:33 pm


Desert_Fox_Rommel
OberFeldwebel
Desert_Fox_Rommel
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Nine.

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mrgreen


True.

OberFeldwebel


Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:34 pm


PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:21 am


Desert_Fox_Rommel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg


I lolled.


But you know, sadly, that whole 9/11 thing could have been avoided if people were allowed to carry guns on a plane.

Sure, those towelies might have had guns, maybe, depending on their citizenship, but other passengers would have and blasted their asses.

OberFeldwebel


Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:19 am


It's like that picture in Freak's signature. Had we not let them bring knives on the plane that would have been a big help. Speaking of which I wonder where Freak is. I haven't seen him on in a while.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:15 pm


Update!

I have something of a date on Friday with a girl I am meeting through a friend. The girl I left has been bowling with another ex of mine, and has been making out with random people who are moving out of state. I don't know, I'm not talking to her anymore. Anyways, my finger is almost back to normal, C M Punk has the title (and better keep it!). So far, things have been taking a turn for the better.

OO23OO


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:28 pm


Desert_Fox_Rommel
It's like that picture in Freak's signature. Had we not let them bring knives on the plane that would have been a big help. Speaking of which I wonder where Freak is. I haven't seen him on in a while.


Then one of them would have hidden a bomb in their shoe.
:/


I have a bomb!
BLAM!
Dead?
No explosion? Obviously no deadman switch.
Lulz
Hostage situation avoided.


*intercom*There will be a short layover in O'Hare...
BLAM!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:57 pm


Desert_Fox_Rommel
Speaking of which I wonder where Freak is. I haven't seen him on in a while.
Dunno. The guild membership apps aren't getting dealt with, and as a junior mod I don't feel quite right dealing with them, but the notice is starting to bug me...

Fresnel
Crew

Citizen


Man of the Demoneye

PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:11 am


Fresnel
Desert_Fox_Rommel
Speaking of which I wonder where Freak is. I haven't seen him on in a while.
Dunno. The guild membership apps aren't getting dealt with, and as a junior mod I don't feel quite right dealing with them, but the notice is starting to bug me...

Yeah, no Freak, Sierra, or Plate.

BTW, thanks for accepting my mule account application.
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