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 Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:13 am
Somebody's profile on Gaia... I'm sorry for the emotional damage this may cause. Get some water ready - your eyes may catch fire. Don't forget to stop, drop and roll. Are you ready? Scroll down! Are you sure you want to see this? Go on, then... Quote: STFU Biitchez!! If Yoou're A Hater Den Leave Diz Pro!! If you're not then sit yo azz doown and LISTEN[: Her names ------- or w/e. She's 11 i think and chyeah[: She be livin in the 916 Biitchez! |
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:26 am
Translated...
STFU (I'm not sure what that is) bitches! If you're a hate then leave this profile! If you aren't the sit your *** down and listen. Her name's --------- or whatever. She's eleven, I think and yeah. She's livng in the 916 bitches! She wears those skinny *** jeans because they're hot. She is jocking 6th grade style (what?) LOL! Joke. She is ****ing hell of a funny and ****. She attends Irene B Weezy, aka a school for dummies. She hates Miley Cyrus so don't add her or talk to her about Miley Cyrus because Miley Cyrus is gay like ****! She loves Selena Gomez but I guess she's okay. She loves Twilight also because it's ****ing awesome! Don't make fun of Twilight because Twilight it the SHIIET (I don't know what she's saying here either)! Jazzy is skinny like ****! But she is hell of a sexy - no homo! She is working it at school with basketball. She is showing boys what girls can do in basketball. She likes purple. She jocks my ****! Joke. Don't be starting **** with her because I don't like it when people start **** with my homies because then I curse your *** out and you will ****ing regret starting **** with her. Okay, I'm done. IFLY (this is why you TYPE YOUR WORDS OUT) homie!
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:17 am
Shall we break this down a bit? *cracks knuckles* Here's my own, slightly more human-ish, translation! Quote: Shut the f-ck up, B--ches! If you're a hater then leave this profile! If you're not, then sit your a-- down and listen. (smilie) Her name's ------- or whatever. She's 11, I think, and yeah.(smilie again) She is living in the 916, B--ches!(smilie yet again) She is wearing those skinny-a-- jeans, because they are hot.(wink smilie) She is in 6th grade! (mad..sad...possibly evil..smilie) Laugh out loud! Just kidding.(smilie) She is f-cking very funny[[How do you do that? O.o]] and sh-t.(smilie) She is attending Irene B Weezy,(smilie) also known as a school for dummies.(smilie)[[obviously]] She hates Miley Cyrus, so don't add her or talk to her about Miley Cyrus, because Miley Cyrus is very,very gay!(smilie) She loves Selena Gomez, but I guess she's okay...(wink smilie) She loves Twilight also, because it's f-cking awesome! Don't make fun of Twilight, 'cause Twilight is the sh-t!(smilie) Jasper is very skinny, (big smilie) but it's really sexy.(wink smilie) [[finally, something I can agree with!]] He's not a homosexual!(smilie) [[I think that's what she's saying?]] She is working it at school with basketball. She is showing boys what girls can do in basketball. (wink smilie) She likes purple.(fainted smilie) She rocks my socks! [[This lady is living in the last century. "Jocks my sh-t" is an outdated phrase that nobody remembers, from the early 90's. Give me a break!]] Just kidding. (smilie) Don't start sh-t with her, because I do not like it when people start sh-t with my homies. If you do, then I'll cuss you out and you will f-cking regret starting sh-t with her! Okay, I'm done. Lalala. I F-cking love you, homie!(smilie) ♥ My gods...That must have taken at least an hour. I've never had the urge to fully translate a bigger idiot before now. sweatdrop Somehow I feel a lot smarter after doing that.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:41 am
So THAT'S what she was saying! Wow!
Have you ever considered translating TXT TLK for a living?
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:03 pm
n00bie fee So THAT'S what she was saying! Wow! Have you ever considered translating TXT TLK for a living? Indeed. ^-^ I haven't considered that, but I have considered publishing a TXT TLK dictionary. smile I had to learn the language because quite a few of my wonderful, but not so literate, real-life friends employ it in their writing. If I could get paid, I would definitely work as a TXT TLK translator... Hey! You just gave me an idea! I think I'll start a TXT TLK translating service here on 3G. biggrin Do you suppose people would pay for it?
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:48 pm
I'm not sure they'd pay, but we could have a subforum for it. If we can't read something, we post it in the subforum and everyone tries to make sense out of it.
Oh my God! I've got an idea! We should find the worst profiles on Gaia, translate them and then send the good version to the author of the crappy version! Then, we'll give them GOLD or GIFTS for changing it! BRIBERY TIME!
Mind you, we'd need fireproof suits - we'd have to be prepared for a whole lot of flaming...
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:04 am
Those are good ideas! biggrin
Let's do this! xd *puts on fireproof suit*
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:27 pm
I'm right behind you!
*attempts to fit in suit*
Gah! I think I've got somebody else's suit! That, or I've really let myself go since that last visit to hell.
It's REALLY hot down there!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:26 pm
Oh, nope! That's my suit. For my cat. Hunh. Here, I think this might be yours. That was odd.
-grabs her suit-
Oh, I know! But, really, Hel's not such a bad gal. I really need to go visit Niffelheim one day, she wants me to help her... Ah well.
So... Shall we?
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:26 am
Indeed we shall.
On a side note, Niffelheim sounds interesting.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:38 pm
---START OF TRANSLATION --- Shut the f--- up b!tches! If you're a hater then leave this profile! If you're not then sit your a-- down and LISTEN. [: Her names ______ or whatever. She's 11 i think and yeah. [: She's living in the 916 b!tches! [: She's wearing those skinny a-- jeans because they're hot. [; She is in 6th grade. D;< *laugh out loud* Just kidding. [: She is f---ing funny and sh!t. [: She is attending Irene B Weezy. [: As known as: A School for Dummies. [: She hates Miley Cyrus, so don't add her or talk to her about Miley Cyrus because Miley Cyrus is GAY AS F---!! [: She loves Selena Gomez, but i guess she's okay... [; She loves Twilight also because it's f---in AWESOME!! Don't make fun of Twilight because Twilight is the SH!T
