Fortunes In Bed....

[MystiBlu]

Ok, here is a little game I learned a while back, when I was going through a Chinese take out phase. It's a little spooky how accurate it can be at times, but it's super simple, and alot of fun.
How to Play: You open your fortune cookie and read your fortune and add the words "In Bed" at the end. (For those of you that don't like Chinese or don't have a restaurant nearby, there are sights on the web with fortunes....)

Let me get this started with a couple of examples:

A light heart carries you through all the hard times....in bed (sometimes its the only thing!)

The truth always shines through... in bed (aint that the truth!!!)

The road to knowledge begins with the turn of the page... in bed (for those of us who read themselves to sleep, I guess)  

[Kadaveret]

hey....i know you from somewhere.....


stupidity will be your downfall...in bed (this sounds bad somehow...)  

[MystiBlu]

Hmmmm.... u could use a better pick up line - Hey! we could start another thread!!! LoL

Here are 3 more (last night's take out was great!)

Look for someone's strength instead of weakness... in bed

Don't get so caught up in the daily grind that you never find any time to enjoy yourself... in bed

and my personal favorite:

Give assistance, not advice, in a crisis... in bed  

[Kadaveret]

no seriosuly i recognise you from somewhere. are you in guild of roses?  

[MystiBlu]

Naidun

no seriosuly i recognise you from somewhere. are you in guild of roses?

~hugs Naidun~ It's ok, sometimes short term memory loss occurs after a traumatic experience....N yea, you've seen me splashed all over roses...  

[Kadaveret]

traumatic experience...naw.... i just have really hard to remember people...especially names.... sweatdrop xd  

[soupeh]

My friend and I play this game all the time... Haven't had take out in a while though...  

[MystiBlu]

It takes more than good memory to have good memories... In bed

Well, there u go! LoL  

[Cailetslover]

I threw it out before I thought of this thread, so I don't remember what it said exactly, but it was something along the lines of "A large amount of luck is coming your way... In bed."
I hope this means that my boyfriend & I will no longer have a need for make-up sex. xp  

[embersmoneyslave]

"Buy the red car...in bed" (maybe your meant to buy hot weels on ebay..)  

[hazel843]

Mysti, what is it with you and fortunes in bed?

This is my favourite, I've posted this before but in a different guild

Behind an able man is another able man...in bed

There is a true and sincere friendship between you both...in bed

You are more likely to give than give in...in bed

Your talents will be reconised and suitably rewarded in bed  

[Treasoning4u]

"Take a trip with a friend... In Bed..."
Hahaha!! This is so much fun!  

[FaithBlack]

"Your careful nature will soon bring rewards... in bed."
That almost sounds bad when you add the 'in bed' part. lol  

[FaithBlack]

"Soon, someone will make you very proud... In bed."
That's an odd one.