You know you are a stoner when...

[winter rat]

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

I'm sure we all know how this goes.
"You know you're a stoner when..."

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

You know you're a stoner when you walk into taco bell and all the employees know you by name, and know what you want automatically.

You know you're a stoner when you realize there's 3+ girls scout cookie boxes on your dresser.

You know you're a stoner when you're always broke. D:

just some I thought of..XD

 

[420FienD420]

you know you're a stoner when you have a "candy drawer" both in the kitchen... and in your room =P  

[Bohemian Eve]

you know your a stoner when you have a drawer of paraphernalia(bongs,pipes,papers).

....when the first shop you go to anywere is a head shop lol  

[Scrape Ape 420]

You know your a stoner when......um.... what were we talking about?  

[Obiwan katokey]

this isnt completely on topic but oh well:

how do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?



unplug the carousel!  

[K to the Tizzle]

The taco bell one made me lol. Its so true.

I can't think of any right now.  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

Miria Katie

The taco bell one made me lol. Its so true.

I can't think of any right now.

that ones sorta true^-^;
the people who work at taco bell next to the movie theatre
know me by name, and what I want when I walk in
because I go there so muchXD

you know you're a stoner when you can only cook good when you're high.

you know you're a stoner when a galon jug of hawiian fruit punch is found by your bed.  

[Fog Machine]

drunkenhomer

this isnt completely on topic but oh well:

how do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?



unplug the carousel!

I lol'd so hard!

 

[Diimari_Lives]

(a little different)

You know youre stoned when you burn your hand with a tiki torch and dont even know 'till ten seconds later

(haha-happened to a friend of mine, it was kick a**...but i did it today too T.T (lmao))  

[Lunachickk]

You know your a stoner when...

...every story you tell begins with "we where really high and..."
...someone ask you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb.
...breakfast is a spliff, OJ and a bowl pack of fruity pebbles.
...you eat everything in the kitchen but the spam...then you eat the spam.
...you clean out your car and smoke the shake you found in the mats.
...you or someone finds a roach in your room and it's not a bad thing.
...all you ever want to do is sleep and smoke and eat and smoke and chill and smoke.
...your bong or pipe becomes an extension your arm.
...your alarm clock is set for 4:20 am and pm.
...you wake and bake!!

 

[Moral Pot]

420FienD420

you know you're a stoner when you have a "candy drawer" both in the kitchen... and in your room =P

That's me right there. XD  

[winter rat]

drunkenhomer

this isnt completely on topic but oh well:

how do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?



unplug the carousel!

It is, but you can always create a thread with stoner jokes or something. ;D  

[Obiwan katokey]

misfit baby

drunkenhomer

this isnt completely on topic but oh well:

how do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?



unplug the carousel!

It is, but you can always create a thread with stoner jokes or something. ;D

meh, this one is good